Manchester United

[meffin]

100% down to De Gea

[BigChief]

100% down to De Gea

And we played all season without Suarez and Sturridge. While ensuring we fcked up the summer and winter transfer windows. They finished ahead of us because we voluntarily tied our hands behind our backs, put a gag in our mouth, a blindfold, and then proceeded to shoot a bullet through one of our balls to even it out.

I don't think we'll be going full gimp next season.

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

I don't think they'll go for Lloris, I'm hoping they end up with Krul with Van Gaal there its possible.

They certainly won't play 4231, they'll most likely set up in his favoured 433 next year.

If Bale comes in I expect Di Maria would be leaving.

[gratziani]

And we played all season without Suarez and Sturridge. While ensuring we fcked up the summer and winter transfer windows. They finished ahead of us because we voluntarily tied our hands behind our backs, put a gag in our mouth, a blindfold, and then proceeded to shoot a bullet through one of our balls to even it out.

I don't think we'll be going full gimp next season.

Bring out the Madame Tussauds Liverpool Strikeforce

[danperkins]

Lloris is average (quality keeper)
Smalling is **** (****)
Shaw is **** (average and a fatty)
Clyne is average (good player)
Herrera is good (decent)
Carrick will quickly be past it (doesn't rely on pace so will be same)
Depay with be at Liverpool (Totes)
Bale will be at Real (Hmmmmm)
Di Maria has been gash (Looks like Dobbie from Harry Potter)
Rooney is fat (He's just big boned)

[red g]

utd supposedly have loads of cash[no surprise] to spend in the summer...the mail reckons next season they could line up like this

And last season they were supposed to look like this....

[Liverpel]

utd supposedly have loads of cash[no surprise] to spend in the summer...the mail reckons next season they could line up like this

I assume Ronaldo will be on the bench?

[BigChief]

utd supposedly have loads of cash[no surprise] to spend in the summer...the mail reckons next season they could line up like this

So Lloris, Clyne, Hummels and Shaw. All new or relatively new. That should take a few weeks of fckups before the backline is sorted.

Mo money, mo problems.

[Roboklopp]

One of your better posts Twerkins.

[Fosterbloke]

I wish we'd bought Mata.

[Roboklopp]

We had Downing. Clearly didn't need him.

[Bender]

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has stripped Robin van Persie of penalty duties after Saturday's miss cost his side against West Brom.

Asked if Van Persie would continue as first-choice penalty taker, Van Gaal said: "No. He is now at the end of the road."

"It is always [the same]," he added. "Wayne Rooney has missed also, so when you miss, you are at the bottom again."
BBC

[G]

Presume we don't follow this approach cos our road exists of Stevie and him only! Need a new road next season.

[DannyMan2006]

Presume we don't follow this approach cos our road exists of Stevie and him only! Need a new road next season.

Why would we need to? Stevie has an excellent record from the spot, would be ridiculous to put someone else ahead when he's 90% guaranteed to score. We will likely not get another pen this season, but if we do I'd have no hesitation in picking him for the job, despite having two other great pen takers in Mario & Rickie.

Next season all three of those could be out the door. Hopefully someone comes in who is a bit of a deal ball expert as we lack a quality free kick taker as well.

[Fosterbloke]

Why would we need to? Stevie has an excellent record from the spot, would be ridiculous to put someone else ahead when he's 90% guaranteed to score. We will likely not get another pen this season, but if we do I'd have no hesitation in picking him for the job, despite having two other great pen takers in Mario & Rickie.

Next season all three of those could be out the door. Hopefully someone comes in who is a bit of a deal ball expert as we lack a quality free kick taker as well.

Milner is a very good dead ball player as is Depay. Henderson's not bad either.