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  • Bloodraven
    Fagan
    • Jan 2014
    • 1756

    #13696
    Que?

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    • Vermilion
      Shooterista
      • Dec 2007
      • 32026

      #13697
      Lvg had him sat next to him in a presser, waxing lyrical about captains and vice captains, before calling him Mike Smalling.

      "This man next to me, Mike Smalling, was my third captain." Awkward silence...followed by laughter + apologies from LVG!
      Last edited by Vermilion; 21-07-15, 08:27 AM.

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      • Pablo
        Anti-Antipodeanite
        • May 2007
        • 25808

        #13698
        United fans seething as Van Gaal has just announced that Valencia will be their first choice RB, with Darmian his understudy

        Some managers just love to wind fans up.

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        • Bender
          Hodgsoned
          • Jul 2006
          • 37671

          #13699
          ........

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          • Harv
            Randy Marsh
            • Jul 2006
            • 26280

            #13700
            Originally posted by vlahka
            Benteke better than Depay. Not even on his best day
            Whats Depay ever done? Scored a few goals one season in a garbage league and doesn't do much Internationally.
            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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            • Fosterbloke
              Run the Jewels
              • Dec 2009
              • 39095

              #13701
              Originally posted by Harv
              Whats Depay ever done? Scored a few goals one season in a garbage league and doesn't do much Internationally.
              I thought you were MattShark there for a second then I realised you were talking about a foreign player.
              Was mu

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              • Chazza
                Des Lynam
                • Jan 2007
                • 31141

                #13702
                Twitter rumours that Llorente is the 'secret striker' they have got lined up.
                Last edited by Chazza; 21-07-15, 09:26 PM.

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                • BigChief
                  Paisley
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 13817

                  #13703
                  Oh please, please let that be true. Could they sign a worse striker than Falcao? Yes, Llorente.
                  One tit for another.

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                  • Vermilion
                    Shooterista
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 32026

                    #13704
                    Was there some Ibrahimović to utd rumours around today ?

                    If ever there was a player-manager combo in the game that should never team up, then it's that pair!

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                    • danperkins
                      Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves
                      • May 2010
                      • 50411

                      #13705
                      Maybe it's apart of the Di Maria deal. United can certainly cover his wages. I'd rather them get Zlatan than alot of the other names mentioned. I wonder will Van Gaal play Depay upfront with Rooney?

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                      • Vermilion
                        Shooterista
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 32026

                        #13706
                        [ame="https://youtu.be/8YUYpiTs59E"]Louis van Gaal mistakingly calls Chris Smalling 'Mike' - YouTube[/ame]

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                        • redmike65
                          Shankly
                          • Apr 2015
                          • 7114

                          #13707
                          Originally posted by Chazza
                          Twitter rumours that Llorente is the 'secret striker' they have got lined up.
                          Gotze?
                          Muller?
                          Reus?
                          Ibrahimovic?
                          Higuain?
                          Ronaldo?
                          Bale?

                          I've left at least one other out....


                          Please let this be true, Spurs will be pissed off though!

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                          • Fosterbloke
                            Run the Jewels
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 39095

                            #13708
                            It's Balotelli...
                            Was mu

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                            • Pablo
                              Anti-Antipodeanite
                              • May 2007
                              • 25808

                              #13709


                              I want to hate him but he's such a ****ing mess of a comical figure it's proving quite difficult

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                              • Fosterbloke
                                Run the Jewels
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 39095

                                #13710
                                They'll be expecting a title tilt which places a nice amount of pressure on them.
                                Was mu

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