Manchester United

[wiw]

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#MUFC
Possession: second highest % in PL
Backward passes: highest %
Sideways: 2nd highest %
Forward: lowest %
Shots: lowest bar Sunderland

I'd love to see what their shot conversion % is because they seem to score with every pissing one they have. They're only the 9th highest scorers but have the joint best defensive record. What they are doing is wank to watch but it's working

[kingfunk]

The Salford game was entertaining! One of their scumbag fans threw a cup of tea over a Notts County player

[ChesterDave]

Was watching in a pub with no sound but from what I could see the County player gave him an absolute gobful (presumably because Salford were winning) and the lad basically told him to **** off and chucked the remainder of the cuppa over him.

County player saw his arse of course. And lost.

[Bender]

Manchester United will have to pay in excess of £45m if they want to sign Everton defender John Stones, 21, next summer. (Manchester Evening News)

[BigChief]

Stones is as injury prone as Sakho. I'd be happy to see that happen.

[danperkins]

The cunts keep playing **** and winning... it's getting tedious!

[Fosterbloke]

The cunts keep playing **** and winning... it's getting tedious!

Watford were so close..

[Shaggy]

[ame="https://youtu.be/rbiCP4-9BCo"]Watford V Man Utd Fanzone - MUFC fan doesn't know who George Best is? - YouTube[/ame]

[fah-q]

I once asked a friend of mine (loose use of the word there), who claimed he was a massive Utd fan, who the manager before directly before Ferguson was and he said it was Matt Busby.

[meffin]

Watford V Man Utd Fanzone - MUFC fan doesn't know who George Best is? - YouTube

What a tit.

I liked her though

[redmike65]

No football before 1992 remember. It was something else entirely which happened to be played in clogs with a pigskin object.

[Bender]

Watford V Man Utd Fanzone - MUFC fan doesn't know who George Best is? - YouTube

Born a Man U fan?No Mofo you were born a prick.

[BigChief]

Born a Man U fan?No Mofo you were born a prick.

That's what he already said.

[Vermilion]

[kev776]

I bet we have as many sconeheads of that ilk who have no idea who Roger Hunt is.