Manchester United

[BigChief]

Please God let them get Mourinho. The hatred for them will be complete.

[Shaggy]

Please make it happen...!

[ame]https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/678889527319126017[/ame]

[Phoenix07]

Who'd have thought Liverpool, Chelsea, and Man Utd would ditch their managers before the new year?

[marcus50bucks]

If/when LVG leaves It'll be Mourinho that replaces him no doubt about it imo

[Bender]

Please make it happen...!

https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/...89527319126017

Giggs?amazed how he's seen as Jesus Christ

[Fivex]

I'd be amazed if he does worse tbf, at least in the short term. Lifting that toxic atmosphere will be worth a couple of places for them come the end of the season.

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Jose Mourinho 2/5
Ryan Giggs 3/1
Pep Guardiola 6/1
Gary Neville 20/1
Alex Ferguson 25/1
Mauricio Pochettino 25/1
Carlo Ancelotti 33/1
Diego Simeone 33/1
Ronald Koeman 33/1
Frank De Boer 33/1
Phil Neville 33/1
Joachim Loew 33/1
Steve Bruce 33/1
Nigel Perason 33/1
Manuel Pellegrini 33/1
Antonio Conte 33/1
Luis Enrique 33/1
Laurent Blanc 33/1
Jurgen Klinsmann 33/1
Claudio Ranieri 33/1
Alejandro Sabella 33/1
Unai Emery 33/1
Sinisa Mihajlovic 33/1
Jorge Jesus 33/1
Andre Villas Boas 33/1
Paul Clement 33/1
Gary Rowett 33/1
Alan Pardew 40/1
Guus Hiddink 40/1
Stuart Pearce 40/1
Roberto Mancini 40/1


Some ****e amongst that lot. Wouldnt be surprised to see Giggseee given a shot though.

[Bender]

Phil'Dopey'Jones
Phil Jones: Man Utd mood worse under David Moyes

Defender Phil Jones believes the mood at Manchester United is not as bad as it was during David Moyes' ill-fated reign as manager at Old Trafford.

Saturday's 2-1 defeat by Norwich was United's third in a row and saw them slip to fifth in the Premier League.

Moyes was sacked in April 2014 after nine months at the club, as they headed for a seventh-place league finish.

"I wouldn't say it's the lowest moment," said Jones, 23. "I think it became pretty glum under David Moyes."
United's league finish in 2014 was their lowest since 1990, and it was the first time they had ended the season outside England's top three since 1991.

But under Louis van Gaal, who replaced Moyes, they are winless in their past six games, a sequence that has included their elimination from the Champions League at the group stage.

Van Gaal's side were booed off the pitch at Old Trafford following the Norwich defeat and the Dutchman has admitted he is "worried" about his job.

But Jones has backed the former Netherlands coach and said the players need to take responsibility for improving form.

"The manager is doing all he can and is doing a terrific job," said the England international.

"It's not even questionable in the dressing room. The lads are absolutely fully focused on performing well for the manager, the fans, ourselves - week in, week out.
"The players in there aren't hiding behind anyone."
BBC

[Bender]

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[Assassin]

https://twitter.com/monkey_sponge/st...17170381418496

[ChesterDave]

The ammount of publicity this fella gets I wouldn't bu surprised if he ends up on the next series of Celebrity Big Brother.

[Bender]

VAN GAAL VS MOYES
Moyes' major signings
Marouane Fellaini (£27.5m)
Juan Mata (£37.1m)
Total spend: £64.6m
Premier League points: 57
£1.1m per point in Premier League

Van Gaal's major signings
Angel di Maria (£60m)
Luke Shaw (£30m)
Ander Herrera (£29m)
Marcos Rojo (£16m)
Radamel Falcao (£6m loan fee)
Victor Valdes (Free)
Anthony Martial (£36m)
Morgan Schneiderlin (£25m)
Memphis Depay (£25m)
Matteo Darmian (£14.4m)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (£6.3m)
Sergio Romero (Free)
Total spend: £247.7m
Premier League points: 99
£2.5m per point in Premier League
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[Shaggy]

Raymond Verheijen making some very good points at the moment. I think it's the same reason Benitez has issues with players like Ronaldo. Egomaniacs like him don't take kindly to being 'taught'.

https://twitter.com/raymondverheije

[redmike65]

The internet is going mad that Leylandii Long Ball is offski today and Mourinho will be announced.

[BigChief]

The internet is going mad that Leylandii Long Ball is offski today and Mourinho will be announced.

Saveloy will be biting his fingernails.

Better not Saveloy, save your appetite for the other stuff you've promised.