Manchester United

[red g]

Man United have now failed to win 22 of their last 35 (62.8%) games across all competitions.

[RedReet]

yeah forgot about Martial, he had Clyne on toast to be fair, and if I'm being generous the young fella up front looks like he has potential.

Bayern must have been laughing when they paid actual money for Scweinsteiger, a brilliant player in his day, but he looks shot now.

Even Juan Mata looks garbage these days.

It doesn't seem that long ago he burst onto the scene, but when you see him sitting on the United bench, you'd swear the old ****er is a manager or coach. 2 years younger than me...

So come on, who's going to admit to saying we should have been in for him in the summer?

[red g]

Will have to look at him again but through my beer goggles I thought he looked like a shot Ricky Hatton, Probably just the nose

[RedReet]

He reminded me of Steve Bruce a bit.

[gratziani]

Bastian Schweinnichtsteiger , doesn't seem able to walk let alone climb,

His taking out of Lallana was scholesque at his best.

Madrid come and get De Gea and the restructuring will be complete

[G]

If we can get Ter stegen done and dusted I'd be very happy to see Real take DDG away but if they did I reckon Stegen would be the replacement if he's still unhappy on thee Barca bench for league games.

[Rich]

They're going to have to chuck another £250m at their squad to try and improve it.

[Buzzo]

They'll have to throw some cash at wages as well, because they don't seem the most appealing destination for any up and coming player right now.

[chadrtc]

Where's an Andy Tate video when you want one?

[Roboklopp]

Hahaha.

[Phoenix07]

José Mourinho has reportedly signed a pre-contract agreement to join Manchester United, with the former Chelsea manager due up to £15m in compensation if he is not appointed by the club by 1 June. (El Pais)

Here's the Andy Tate video to enjoy.

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[shanks69]

Pmsl at the end he says mourinho will use the youngsters,that is definitely one thing that he won't use he hasn't used them anywhere he's been.

[G]

Yeah but he's promised to change his ways so he can get the job. What they haven't noticed is that he'll be changing the things that made him a success!

[dom9]

Mourinhio and Manchester United

They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

An awkward morning awaits.

[Exiled_red]

Mourinhio and Manchester United

They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

An awkward morning awaits.