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  • red g
    • Jul 2006
    • 29964

    #15466
    Man United have now failed to win 22 of their last 35 (62.8%) games across all competitions.
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    Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

    Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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    • RedReet
      Fantasy Football Champion
      • Dec 2006
      • 25265

      #15467
      Originally posted by Buzzo
      yeah forgot about Martial, he had Clyne on toast to be fair, and if I'm being generous the young fella up front looks like he has potential.

      Bayern must have been laughing when they paid actual money for Scweinsteiger, a brilliant player in his day, but he looks shot now.

      Even Juan Mata looks garbage these days.
      It doesn't seem that long ago he burst onto the scene, but when you see him sitting on the United bench, you'd swear the old ****er is a manager or coach. 2 years younger than me...

      So come on, who's going to admit to saying we should have been in for him in the summer?
      If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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      • red g
        • Jul 2006
        • 29964

        #15468
        Will have to look at him again but through my beer goggles I thought he looked like a shot Ricky Hatton, Probably just the nose
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        Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

        Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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        • RedReet
          Fantasy Football Champion
          • Dec 2006
          • 25265

          #15469
          He reminded me of Steve Bruce a bit.
          If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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          • gratziani
            Dalglish
            • Dec 2006
            • 2377

            #15470
            Bastian Schweinnichtsteiger , doesn't seem able to walk let alone climb,

            His taking out of Lallana was scholesque at his best.

            Madrid come and get De Gea and the restructuring will be complete

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            • G
              Paisley
              • Aug 2006
              • 16686

              #15471
              If we can get Ter stegen done and dusted I'd be very happy to see Real take DDG away but if they did I reckon Stegen would be the replacement if he's still unhappy on thee Barca bench for league games.

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              • Rich
                Est1892's Fire Warden
                • Jul 2006
                • 34417

                #15472
                They're going to have to chuck another £250m at their squad to try and improve it.
                James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

                Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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                • Buzzo
                  Donald Buzzworth
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 67435

                  #15473
                  They'll have to throw some cash at wages as well, because they don't seem the most appealing destination for any up and coming player right now.
                  Modifying post.

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                  • chadrtc
                    Dalglish
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4063

                    #15474
                    Where's an Andy Tate video when you want one?
                    Cult Member. Nazi puncher.

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                    • Roboklopp
                      Cuboid Humanoid
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 30548

                      #15475
                      Hahaha.
                      3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                      • Phoenix07
                        The Normal One
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 10405

                        #15476
                        José Mourinho has reportedly signed a pre-contract agreement to join Manchester United, with the former Chelsea manager due up to £15m in compensation if he is not appointed by the club by 1 June. (El Pais)
                        Here's the Andy Tate video to enjoy.

                        [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-eA7P10aas"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-eA7P10aas[/ame]

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                        • shanks69
                          Shankly
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5089

                          #15477
                          Pmsl at the end he says mourinho will use the youngsters,that is definitely one thing that he won't use he hasn't used them anywhere he's been.
                          who's arsed?

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                          • G
                            Paisley
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 16686

                            #15478
                            Yeah but he's promised to change his ways so he can get the job. What they haven't noticed is that he'll be changing the things that made him a success!

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                            • dom9
                              Ant Pisser
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 69013

                              #15479
                              Mourinhio and Manchester United

                              They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

                              All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

                              An awkward morning awaits.
                              Oh I don't know.

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                              • Exiled_red
                                Paisley
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 55280

                                #15480
                                Originally posted by dom9
                                Mourinhio and Manchester United

                                They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

                                All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

                                An awkward morning awaits.
                                The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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