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  • Roboklopp
    Cuboid Humanoid
    • Dec 2006
    • 30548

    #15481
    Hahaha.
    3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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    • Fosterbloke
      Run the Jewels
      • Dec 2009
      • 39095

      #15482
      Originally posted by dom9
      Mourinhio and Manchester United

      They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

      All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

      An awkward morning awaits.
      What was the name of the club dom?
      Was mu

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      • dom9
        Ant Pisser
        • Aug 2006
        • 69013

        #15483
        Reflex.
        Oh I don't know.

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        • Fosterbloke
          Run the Jewels
          • Dec 2009
          • 39095

          #15484
          Originally posted by dom9
          Reflex.
          probably would have been better off going home on your own!
          Was mu

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          • baitman
            Dad's Cabs
            • Sep 2011
            • 27745

            #15485
            Originally posted by dom9
            Mourinhio and Manchester United

            They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

            All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

            An awkward morning awaits.
            the old ten to two shot... hey, we've all been there.

            that wasnt you in the red dress was it
            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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            • dom9
              Ant Pisser
              • Aug 2006
              • 69013

              #15486
              Originally posted by baitman
              the old ten to two shot... hey, we've all been there.

              that wasnt you in the red dress was it
              Oh I don't know.

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              • fah-q
                Touching cloth
                • Jul 2006
                • 16727

                #15487


                It's funny because it's true

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                • Shaggy
                  Unidentified Rascal
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 135533

                  #15488
                  Merry Christmas everyone!

                  [ame]https://twitter.com/TeIeFootbaIl/status/714868390695997440[/ame]
                  Thanks very much for being

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                  • Saveloy
                    Expect the Wurst
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 5781

                    #15489
                    It's a January article isn't it?

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                    • Shaggy
                      Unidentified Rascal
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 135533

                      #15490
                      FFS. That'll teach me for only reading the headline.
                      Thanks very much for being

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                      • Saveloy
                        Expect the Wurst
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 5781

                        #15491
                        (takes off party hat and puts down glass of punch)

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                        • peekay
                          Dr.
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 4000

                          #15492
                          Originally posted by Saveloy
                          (takes off party hat and puts down glass of punch)

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                          • gratziani
                            Dalglish
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2377

                            #15493
                            Slur looks ****ing terrible on sky just now,

                            engrisshh football not eazzy

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                            • baitman
                              Dad's Cabs
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 27745

                              #15494
                              Originally posted by gratziani
                              Slur looks ****ing terrible on sky just now,

                              engrisshh football not eazzy
                              i didnt see it, but maybe someone at sky [seeing as they invented football, like] will be ahead of the game and already be making an obituary tribute sometime soon
                              removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                              too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                              • Yozza
                                Paisley
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10247

                                #15495
                                Originally posted by baitman
                                i didnt see it, but maybe someone at sky [seeing as they invented football, like] will be ahead of the game and already be making an obituary tribute sometime soon
                                Searches on Sky for series link......
                                What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                                Batman

                                F*** off!!!

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