Hahaha.
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What was the name of the club dom?Mourinhio and Manchester United
They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.
All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.
An awkward morning awaits.Was muComment
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the old ten to two shot... hey, we've all been there.Mourinhio and Manchester United
They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.
All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.
An awkward morning awaits.
that wasnt you in the red dress was it
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins
Batman
F*** off!!!Comment

probably would have been better off going home on your own!

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