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    Hahaha.
    3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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      Originally posted by dom9 View Post
      Mourinhio and Manchester United

      They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

      All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

      An awkward morning awaits.
      What was the name of the club dom?
      Was muß, das muß.

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        Reflex.
        Oh I don't know.

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          Originally posted by dom9 View Post
          Reflex.
          probably would have been better off going home on your own!
          Was muß, das muß.

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            Originally posted by dom9 View Post
            Mourinhio and Manchester United

            They're like a pair of desperate divorcees in their 40s, at an 80s bar.

            All night they've been desperately trying to get off with someone a little bit more trendy, a little bit fitter, and a little bit younger. But alas, it's now the last song of the night, the slow dance number and everyone else has paired off, leaving just these two on opposite sides of the dance floor, staring at each other with no place left to turn.

            An awkward morning awaits.
            the old ten to two shot... hey, we've all been there.

            that wasnt you in the red dress was it
            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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              Originally posted by baitman View Post
              the old ten to two shot... hey, we've all been there.

              that wasnt you in the red dress was it
              Oh I don't know.

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                It's funny because it's true

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                  Merry Christmas everyone!

                  [ame]https://twitter.com/TeIeFootbaIl/status/714868390695997440[/ame]
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    It's a January article isn't it?

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                      FFS. That'll teach me for only reading the headline.
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        (takes off party hat and puts down glass of punch)

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                          Originally posted by Saveloy View Post
                          (takes off party hat and puts down glass of punch)

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                            Slur looks ****ing terrible on sky just now,

                            engrisshh football not eazzy

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                              Originally posted by gratziani View Post
                              Slur looks ****ing terrible on sky just now,

                              engrisshh football not eazzy
                              i didnt see it, but maybe someone at sky [seeing as they invented football, like] will be ahead of the game and already be making an obituary tribute sometime soon
                              removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                              too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                                Originally posted by baitman View Post
                                i didnt see it, but maybe someone at sky [seeing as they invented football, like] will be ahead of the game and already be making an obituary tribute sometime soon
                                Searches on Sky for series link......
                                What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                                Batman

                                F*** off!!!

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