Manchester United

[G]

I always just shake my head at the fact its another dickhead in training.

[Doc_Piptorious]

It's true, I saw a toddler in a United kit the other day and my first thought was "Smug prick".

I think I might have a problem.

If you walked on without punting the little sod, then yeah you have a problem.

[RichC]

Pogba will be off to Real in about three years with that agent.

Although the fee is steep they should get it back in full unless the arse falls out of football altogether.

Speaking to a mate who's a Manc fan, first thing he said was he is just going to use them as a stepping stone to Madrid if he does well

Good to see Maureen unearthing these gems again, literally can't stop it can he

[Patricks_Berger]

I could understand breaking the bank for a "guaranteed" 1-a-game goal scorer (i.e. Suarez, Ronaldo etc.), because they will pretty much always score, and goals are decisive in football and win games.

Signing Pogba clearly makes them a better team, but in his position he could never influence games on a consistent basis in the same way as an equivalent value goal scorer.

They would have done better to spend the money on Higuain.

[labourRed]

What belly flop?

http://www.goal.com/en/news/723/serie-a/2016/08/09/26346252/belly-flop-heavy-higuain-needs-to-lose-weight-fast-at

[Roboklopp]

http://newsthump.com/2016/08/09/paul-pogbas-agent-hospitalised-after-wanking-himself-into-a-coma/

[Patricks_Berger]

What belly flop?

http://www.goal.com/en/news/723/seri...weight-fast-at

He needs to speak to Sakho about that

[danperkins]

I could understand breaking the bank for a "guaranteed" 1-a-game goal scorer (i.e. Suarez, Ronaldo etc.), because they will pretty much always score, and goals are decisive in football and win games.

Signing Pogba clearly makes them a better team, but in his position he could never influence games on a consistent basis in the same way as an equivalent value goal scorer.

They would have done better to spend the money on Higuain.

[Irishnev]

I could understand breaking the bank for a "guaranteed" 1-a-game goal scorer (i.e. Suarez, Ronaldo etc.), because they will pretty much always score, and goals are decisive in football and win games.

Signing Pogba clearly makes them a better team, but in his position he could never influence games on a consistent basis in the same way as an equivalent value goal scorer.

They would have done better to spend the money on Higuain.

A lot of this transfer is United flexing their muscles and showing the world they are still relevant. He is a v good player and potentially superb - I mentioned previously that he reminds me of Gerrard at the same age and that is a frightening prospect!

[Roboklopp]

Maureen....zzzzzz.....


Paul Pogba: Jose Mourinho says critical managers 'not at top clubs in the world' - BBC Sport - m.bbc.co.uk

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37027191?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email

[Assassin]

Complete and utter ****

[Fivex]

Wenger and Klopp's comments "are not ethical" says the man who wrote the book on ethics.

[Leyton388]

I'll enjoy his meltdown when things so tits up for him.

[Phoenix07]

Mourinho sure loves the sound of his own voice. He probably prefers to suck himself off than getting the missus to do it.

I would love it if Klopp had a Napoli moment against him.

[Fosterbloke]

I'm getting a bit fed up with seeing the exploding head gif each time I use Tapatalk, so here is a picture of the cast from Rainbow instead.

I posted the puppy image for that reason Dom. It was a very NSFW image imo.