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  • MrMichael
    The Pun Police
    • Jul 2006
    • 33477

    #20401
    Originally posted by Vermilion
    Such a bitter jealous little man.

    Oh wait, don't tell me, he's diverting attention.
    He's just laughable. Even discounting that they'll inevitably splash a **** load on some average players they don't need in the next couple of weeks, while we'll probably shift a few fringe players, Klopp and he have spent virtually the same amount on players at their respective clubs but we've recouped a large amount of that, them virtually nothing..

    (transfermarkt)

    So yeah, if Klopp "has to win" due to our spending then what about him due to theirs?
    Last edited by MrMichael; 27-07-18, 05:43 PM.
    I could not dig, I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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    • Vermilion
      Shooterista
      • Dec 2007
      • 32026

      #20402
      Originally posted by MrMichael
      He's just laughable. Even discounting that they'll inevitably splash a **** load on some average players they don't need in the next couple of weeks, while we'll probably shift a few fringe players, Klopp and he have spent virtually the same amount on players at their respective clubs, but we've recouped a large amount of that, them virtually nothing..

      (transfermarkt)

      So yeah, if Klopp "has to win" due to our spending then what about him due to theirs?

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      • badpiggy
        Special Kind of Scum
        • Nov 2006
        • 14174

        #20403
        Mourinho is a third world Catholic Alan Partridge. He lives in a hotel, trading on past glories, raging against a world that has left him behind, pissing away money he doesn't have. Klopp is a happy Martin Luther, congenitally incapable of not honestly balancing the books but with a deceptively simple yet revolutionary idea.
        Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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        • Tatterdemalion
          Paisley
          • May 2007
          • 10921

          #20404
          Originally posted by badpiggy
          Mourinho is a third world Catholic Alan Partridge. He lives in a hotel, trading on past glories, raging against a world that has left him behind, pissing away money he doesn't have. Klopp is a happy Martin Luther, congenitally incapable of not honestly balancing the books but with a deceptively simple yet revolutionary idea.
          I suspect that is the first and the last time anyone has made such a comparison in such a manner
          Really?

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          • badpiggy
            Special Kind of Scum
            • Nov 2006
            • 14174

            #20405
            Originally posted by Tatterdemalion
            I suspect that is the first and the last time anyone has made such a comparison in such a manner
            I was kinda half serious too. Klopp = frugal Protestant where you are totally responsible for yourself. Mourinho is a profligate Catholic trading endlessly in blame and guilt.
            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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            • rodo
              Shankly
              • Aug 2006
              • 9708

              #20406
              [ame]https://twitter.com/VintageSalah/status/1023326855254994950[/ame]
              Oh I say his vision there was lovely

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              • Fosterbloke
                Run the Jewels
                • Dec 2009
                • 39095

                #20407
                I celebrated when we scored. It's Liverpool vs Man Utd, friendly or not.
                Was mu

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                • rodo
                  Shankly
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 9708

                  #20408
                  Originally posted by foresterbloke
                  I celebrated when we scored. It's Liverpool vs Man Utd, friendly or not.
                  did you say boom shack a lack?
                  Oh I say his vision there was lovely

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                  • Bender
                    Hodgsoned
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 37671

                    #20409
                    Originally posted by rodo
                    did you say boom shack a lack?
                    If he did then he should change his name to Apache Indian

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                    • tsb
                      Dalglish
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 4808

                      #20410
                      Originally posted by Bender
                      If he did then he should change his name to Apache Indian


                      Me want gal

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                      • Bender
                        Hodgsoned
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 37671

                        #20411
                        Originally posted by tsb


                        Me want gal

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                        • danperkins
                          Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves
                          • May 2010
                          • 50410

                          #20412
                          Originally posted by foresterbloke
                          I celebrated when we scored. It's Liverpool vs Man Utd, friendly or not.
                          although I didn't say boom shaqalak..... or did I?

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                          • Fosterbloke
                            Run the Jewels
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 39095

                            #20413
                            Originally posted by rodo
                            did you say boom shack a lack?


                            I think I said "****ing yes!"
                            Was mu

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                            • Buzzo
                              Donald Buzzworth
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 67435

                              #20414
                              Mourinho bemoaning ... pretty much everything..!!

                              Including belief he will only sign one more player, that Martial should not be with his new baby, and this desperate call to Arms.

                              “just hope the boys on deserved holidays take care of themselves a little bit and somebody wants to do what [Marcus] Rashford and [Phil] Jones do, is to be back a little bit earlier to try and help the team because for the beginning of the season we are going to be in trouble.”
                              Modifying post.

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                              • Fredo
                                Not to be taken seriously
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 35173

                                #20415
                                Slated Valencia as well for coming back out of shape.
                                Are we winning?

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