Manchester United

[McDermotX]

[Leyton388]

Absolutely fantastic.

[Slinky Skills]

Ha ha ha ****ing bellend Mourinho.

[McDermotX]

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[dizzycat]

[Roboklopp]

Ace.

[Tatterdemalion]

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/st...06594318929921

Noice. We should make a cheeky bid. Just to annoy.

[kemm1]

Noice. We should make a cheeky bid. Just to annoy.

Pogba would thrive under Klopp.... not happening though

[Roboklopp]

Nah. Far too lazy.

[vlahka]

My poor UTD friends have popped their heads out of their little holes after our loss, lots of messages about liverpools defence having holes in it. You point out the defence was the replaced hole ridden mess of yester year and they just bleat away happily. Hope they get absolutely destroyed this weekend!

[Les Zeffelin]

My poor UTD friends have popped their heads out of their little holes after our loss, lots of messages about liverpools defence having holes in it. You point out the defence was the replaced hole ridden mess of yester year and they just bleat away happily. Hope they get absolutely destroyed this weekend!

I don't, Maureen & United deserve each other & the longer they are together the better.

And as regards you're United friends maybe send them the picture of young Harry giving them the 5 times sign.

[RedReet]

I don't, Maureen & United deserve each other & the longer they are together the better.

And as regards you're United friends maybe send them the picture of young Harry giving them the 5 times sign.

The City game should be interesting. Double delight for us as a win should give Moureno a bit more breathing space, whilst doing us a favour against our main title challenger. I imagine by that stage a lot of United fans will want them to lose.

I'll be a full kit ****** that day, maybe buy that wee pink number.

Not until 11th November though, so maybe he won't even be there.

[Les Zeffelin]

I'm hoping they can stretch at least until they play us so that we can deliver his coup de grace. A 5-nil tonking as Maureen's final humiliation. Now I've probably tempted fate too far now but I would love it if that's how it ended.

[RoadEnd]

Karl Pilkington's view as a Manure fan.

"Still, I feel like supporting United is like having a tortoise as a pet. I had a tortoise, and they are not entertaining to watch. You don't watch them, but you know you have got a bit of responsibility to show some interest.

"That is what I do with United. I keep an eye on them.

"I don't watch them every game because, at the minute, that is a waste of 90 minutes. I just look at the result and if they win it is a bonus, I have no expectations any more."

[baitman]

Karl Pilkington's view as a Manure fan.

"Still, I feel like supporting United is like having a tortoise as a pet. I had a tortoise, and they are not entertaining to watch. You don't watch them, but you know you have got a bit of responsibility to show some interest.

"That is what I do with United. I keep an eye on them.

"I don't watch them every game because, at the minute, that is a waste of 90 minutes. I just look at the result and if they win it is a bonus, I have no expectations any more."

I read that on the beeb, great isnt it