Manchester United

[Exiled_red]

Even if they upgraded the stand two of the three would still be getting in through the turnstiles.

[baitman]

Yes, simply lash another £100m+ on another waning egomaniac, that ought to do it

https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/sta...83887103721472

Ronaldo out, kane in. One spitting on purpose, the other spitting unintentionally.

[ChesterDave]

Stats would suggest they are being outplayed at home to Brighton.

[Kenneth]

I’ve been watching it as I expect Brighton to get something. Brighton have definitely been the better team and would be winning if it wasn’t for an absolutely worldie from De Gea.

[red g]

not 1 tackle in the first half by United.

They are Hodgson's Liverpool

Awful

[Kenneth]

Scabby *******s

[Yozza]

Glorious - as if they should have expected anything else!

[Pablo]

Slabhead vs Big Head

As if it was ever going to end any other way

[Lee]

We can’t take all this for granted and we’ve got to enjoy it while it lasts.

We’ve got the best manager and best starting eleven in the world with players creaming themselves to play for us and every other team fearing us.

Those cunts walk from one disaster to the next and now have civil war between a fridge and a washed up egomaniac.

Savour every moment.

[badpiggy]

We can’t take all this for granted and we’ve got to enjoy it while it lasts.

We’ve got the best manager and best starting eleven in the world with players creaming themselves to play for us and every other team fearing us.

Those cunts walk from one disaster to the next and now have civil war between a fridge and a washed up egomaniac.

Savour every moment.

so so true. It's utterly glorious and will be heartbreaking when it ends. This is truly a "live every day as if it's your last" scenario.

[Buzzo]

If those are the two factions within the Civil War it is even better than we could ever have hoped for.

A yard dog defender vs. A soon to retire massive ego. Hobsons choice. Who does the likes of Rashford choose to rally behind? What a mess

[rudedog]

If those are the two factions within the Civil War it is even better than we could ever have hoped for.

A yard dog defender vs. A soon to retire massive ego. Hobsons choice. Who does the likes of Rashford choose to rally behind? What a mess

It will be like Logan vs Kendal. One out of touch dinosaur trading on reputation and past glories vs an imposter completely out of his depth with zero self awareness.

I’m now imagining McGuire staging a 9 mile style rap battle in the dressing room to decide it.

[Shaggy]

Maguire doing more defending on Twitter than he does on the pitch

[ame]https://twitter.com/HarryMaguire93/status/1494603511484588046[/ame]

[Buzzo]

Passive aggressive tweeting from Bruno

[ame]https://twitter.com/b_fernandes8/status/1494419630978482181[/ame]

[Scratch]

I'm out of touch...who are the players either side of him then?