Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Manchester United

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    I mean, notwithstanding the appalling allegations, but he's never gonna be able to show his face in public again is he. He's finished.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

    Comment


      Apparently had a family 'team' meeting about loading spoons into the doshwasher
      The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

      Comment


        Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
        Apparently had a family 'team' meeting about loading spoons into the doshwasher
        He's into money laundering as well??

        Comment


          Originally posted by Scratch View Post
          He's into money laundering as well??
          typo unfortunately
          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

          Comment


            Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
            Have you seen the full thing?

            Couldn't be any worse if I'd written a piss take. I'd rather take myself off to jail for a 10 year stretch than this see the light of day

            There is so much to love in his poetry.

            The accidental pigeon imagery, a grown man saying 'you make me feel funny down there'

            But best of all is he got to the end of his poem and thought 'I need a cock reference that rhymes with soul'

            Comment


              I'm a big fan of using "I'm not gonna lie" and "I'm gonna end by saying..." in a poem

              Also 'coo'
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

              Comment


                I love that he adds another line after ‘I’m going to end by saying’.
                Modifying post.

                Comment


                  They'll be studying this in GCSE eng lit in years to come.

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by labourRed View Post
                    They'll be studying this in GCSE eng lit in years to come.
                    It's bad, but in fairness so was much of the **** they made us study when looking at poetry
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by Norbs View Post
                      They're worth a lot more than Chelsea so it'll probably get done
                      Will be down to the Glazer's greed ultimately.
                      We are here for a good time not a long time....

                      Comment


                        Would he have left school when he was 14 or something, to concentrate on his soccer? In all seriousness, this is probably the result. You’d think he’d at least be self aware enough to realise naahhh this isn’t very good, I’ll just buy her a gift instead..
                        I don't tip

                        Comment


                          [ame="https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1560580195161182209"]https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1560580195161182209[/ame]

                          Comment


                            Good signing for them.

                            Assuming this means they're going to continue playing Martinez at CB

                            Comment


                              On paper a good signing. He just has to fit in with all the madness. See if he elevated the team or is dragged under by it?
                              Modifying post.

                              Comment


                                He'll be in the red section next summer.
                                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X