Manchester United

[Shaggy]

I mean, notwithstanding the appalling allegations, but he's never gonna be able to show his face in public again is he. He's finished.

[Exiled_red]

Apparently had a family 'team' meeting about loading spoons into the doshwasher

[Scratch]

Apparently had a family 'team' meeting about loading spoons into the doshwasher

He's into money laundering as well??

[Exiled_red]

He's into money laundering as well??

typo unfortunately

[Saveloy]

Have you seen the full thing?

Couldn't be any worse if I'd written a piss take. I'd rather take myself off to jail for a 10 year stretch than this see the light of day

There is so much to love in his poetry.

The accidental pigeon imagery, a grown man saying 'you make me feel funny down there'

But best of all is he got to the end of his poem and thought 'I need a cock reference that rhymes with soul'

[Shaggy]

I'm a big fan of using "I'm not gonna lie" and "I'm gonna end by saying..." in a poem

Also 'coo'

[Buzzo]

I love that he adds another line after ‘I’m going to end by saying’.

[labourRed]

They'll be studying this in GCSE eng lit in years to come.

[Exiled_red]

They'll be studying this in GCSE eng lit in years to come.

It's bad, but in fairness so was much of the **** they made us study when looking at poetry

[Cerbie]

They're worth a lot more than Chelsea so it'll probably get done

Will be down to the Glazer's greed ultimately.

[Mr Pink]

Would he have left school when he was 14 or something, to concentrate on his soccer? In all seriousness, this is probably the result. You’d think he’d at least be self aware enough to realise naahhh this isn’t very good, I’ll just buy her a gift instead..

[Irishnev]

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[spud_gun]

Good signing for them.

Assuming this means they're going to continue playing Martinez at CB

[Buzzo]

On paper a good signing. He just has to fit in with all the madness. See if he elevated the team or is dragged under by it?

[Shaggy]

He'll be in the red section next summer.