Manchester United

[Corndog]

Absolute madness at that price given his age.

I agree that his lack of pace could see him have trouble in the prem.

[SB]

He’ll be the most red carded United player imo.

[Shaggy]

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"

Wow. **** me. Utter muppets.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11128753/Ryan-Giggs-domestic-assault-trial-hears-cringeworthy-texts-ex-girlfriend.html

[danperkins]

He certainly is a deep thinker

[S-RED]

wow. **** me. Utter muppets.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11128753/ryan-giggs-domestic-assault-trial-hears-cringeworthy-texts-ex-girlfriend.html

never change shaggy

[Shaggy]

I've done The S*n over too

[Buzzo]

I dunno how you do it mate.

The best part is that it’s clearly (and it is) plausible that he wrote that.

[Irishnev]

I've done The S*n over too

[danperkins]

Hang on, think i'm having a whoosh moment, what have I missed here?

[Shaggy]

I made it up mate. The Neville/Breville bit anyway. And now the two biggest cunt newspapers have run it as a headline.

[Kenneth]

I dunno how you do it mate.

The best part is that it’s clearly (and it is) plausible that he wrote that.

It’s glorious

[danperkins]

I made it up mate. The Neville/Breville bit anyway. And now the two biggest cunt newspapers have run it as a headline.

you ****ing legend pmsl, my mates are texting me about it in our whatsapp group. My wife is Welsh and it's gone viral over there texts galore

[rudedog]

He certainly is a deep thinker

Kurtangled!

[danperkins]

Kurtangled!

In fairness to me, it kinda does sound like something Ryan Giggs just might say, that's the genius of it

[Shaggy]

Ha. When I do a Twitter hoax, I write it out on here first so I can screenshot it and post it on Twitter as if it's an extract from a paper/website.

So that post above is where it started yesterday afternoon and now it's a headline in the country's two most toxic newspapers