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    #61
    Originally posted by RedReet View Post
    Have to laugh at it again...



    Is the 2012 edition out yet
    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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      #62
      "Good Looking" "Sincere" "Devoted" "Cool" etc..

      Should have said he was a ****ing comedian as well !
      "I will make the boys feel your support"
      Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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        #63
        "Charismatic" got me.
        That rug really tied the room together.

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          #64
          Devoted? Lulz.
          Football without Origi is nothing

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            #65
            Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
            Devoted? Lulz.
            In fairness I think alot of them no longer apply (if they even did in the first place )
            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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              #66
              does this self obsessed egomaniac bum himself to sleep each night
              removing all the weak links makes us stronger

              too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                #67
                @themichaelowen
                Having a 5 a side tonight with my mates. If any scouts fancy popping down to assess my form they are welcome!!!

                He's getting desperate now!
                That rug really tied the room together.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Liverpel View Post
                    @themichaelowen
                    Having a 5 a side tonight with my mates. If any scouts fancy popping down to assess my form they are welcome!!!

                    He's getting desperate now!
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by PoolG View Post
                        That rug really tied the room together.

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                          #72
                          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                            #73



                            MICHAEL Owen feels his career in being seated can continue at the highest level after leaving Manchester United.

                            His posture is flawless
                            The collapsible striker was released by the club after caretakers were doing a closed season clearout at Old Trafford and noticed him in the corner of a storage cupboard gingerly massaging the back of his thigh.

                            Owen said: “I still take a keen interest in the game and from what I’ve seen from the television in my living room, there’s Premier League benches out there I think I could definitely sit on whilst looking at my iPhone and wearing a big Puffa jacket.

                            “I’m fairly young at 32 – my right leg is still only a toddler – but I’m not ready to drop a division as most of their benches aren’t heated and the cold would absolutely cripple me.”

                            Owen will launch MickeyTV, a new channel in the high 800s of the Sky box, via which he will encourage managers to call in and make a bid until he is signed.

                            The channel will feature soft *focus footage of him getting off a coach, sitting on a bench, running up and down a touchline a few times, sitting back down on a bench and getting on a coach, to show managers what they could be getting.

                            Sofa manufacturers DFS are believed to have approached Owen about a sponsorship deal, and Anusol have also shown an interest.

                            But Owen said: “Although I’ve been concentrating on my sitting, my heart is still in playing football, and I can’t wait to get back out there and battle against great defenders like Tony Adams and Marcel Desailly.

                            “What? Since when?”
                            "That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.

                            Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."

                            Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by RedReet View Post
                              Have to laugh at it again...





                              It's unbelievable.

                              "Charismatic"

                              "Cool"

                              "technical"
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                #75
                                Clean & Fresh

                                Oh I don't know.

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