Chelsea

[Shaggy]

He's a Narcissistic, Machiavellian prick. If anyone can think of any other suitable eponyms let me know.

Oh yeah, he's a Dick.

The game's biggest narcissist. I suppose if you're into that sort of thing you'll be a fanboi and make excuses for it.

[danperkins]

This guy ain't far behind


"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.

[Shaggy]

This guy ain't far behind


"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.

Mourinho is a pantomime villain who loves the attention. At least he's a top class manager to back it up. I ****ing hate Allardyce. He's just a cunt, that's it. And a **** manager. One of the worst things I've seen in football was his collusion with Ferguson over that orchestrated bull**** about Rafa's "gesture". It was absolutely pitiful.

[danperkins]

Mourinho is a pantomime villain who loves the attention. At least he's a top class manager to back it up. I ****ing hate Allardyce. He's just a cunt, that's it. And a **** manager. One of the worst things I've seen in football was his collusion with Ferguson over that orchestrated bull**** about Rafa's "gesture". It was absolutely pitiful.

[Exiled_red]

This guy ain't far behind


"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.

Maybe he'll get one of the big jobs this summer

[Exiled_red]

Mourinho is a pantomime villain who loves the attention. At least he's a top class manager to back it up. I ****ing hate Allardyce. He's just a cunt, that's it. And a **** manager. One of the worst things I've seen in football was his collusion with Ferguson over that orchestrated bull**** about Rafa's "gesture". It was absolutely pitiful.

[fah-q]

Straw poll amongst the fans I know at work (2 Utd, 1 Spurs, 1 Stoke , 1 Portsmouth, 2 Liverpool, 1 West Ham, 1 Chelsea). They all think he's a great manager but all hate him bar 2 (Chelsea and Stoke).

[cannotmakeit]

To me it Seems only the English media likes him. He should go to Everton, see if he can win something there.

[Red_Polo]

Everton? He wouldn't need to win trophies to be a winner, but he would be a winner.

[Shaggy]

Straw poll amongst the fans I know at work (2 Utd, 1 Spurs, 1 Stoke , 1 Portsmouth, 2 Liverpool, 1 West Ham, 1 Chelsea). They all think he's a great manager but all hate him bar 2 (Chelsea and Stoke).

To me it Seems only the English media likes him.

[Fosterbloke]

Everton? He wouldn't need to win trophies to be a winner, but he would be a winner.

Brilliant

[Bender]

Paris St-Germain have rejected an approach from Real Madrid for the French club's coach, Carlo Ancelotti.
BBC

[Shaggy]

Look how Real sent him grey!

[Gibbo]

Maybe he just stopped just for men-ing it.

[Pablo]

Look how Real sent him grey!

It is amazing how managing a big club takes it's toll on a manager. Rafa looked about 15 years (and 15 stone) older after managing Liverpool too