Chelsea

[Darkon]

Yes, it's completely unlikely that a man turning 50 would have turned grey-haired under any other circumstances

[RedAndWhite]

It is amazing how managing a big club takes it's toll on a manager. Rafa looked about 15 years (and 15 stone) older after managing Liverpool too

And younger and fitter when he left Chelsea. Its almost like they are not a big club

[Shaggy]

Former Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon has labelled Jose Mourinho a "failure" as the self-styled 'Special One' prepares to leave the club.

"Of course he has been a failure," Calderon told Sky Sports' Revista De La Liga. "It is the worst record of any Real Madrid manager who has had three years or more there.

"I insist that it is not only that reasons. I think you can be unsuccessful at a club for many reasons. What I really don't like and what many followers of Real Madrid don't like is the way he has behaved.

"I don't know what he did in England but his behaviour in Spain wasn't compatible with Real Madrid's history. We have a part of our hymn which says 'when we lose, we shake hands' - we don't poke fingers in eyes, which is what he did to Tito Vilanova.

"I have always said that he wasn't the only one to blame - that's also down to the people who brought him to Real Madrid.

"Mourinho was like that before he arrived at Real Madrid."

[Captain Stu]

Completely agree.

The guy is successful in terms of trophies but he's like a tornado with the devastation he brings with him. He's got fans sniping at him, club captain and vice captain leaking text messages to the media to undermine him and has spent the last 12 months (minimum) paving his way out of the club with no regard for how it makes him look.

He's a cunt, plain and simple.

[kingfunk]

Can't believe this vile self oriented obnoxious **** is going to be back in the league next season, Spain can not wait to see the back of him, he brings so much childish drama and negativity, basically turning honest sportsmanship into a laughing stock.
I hope we batter them home and away style, flaming mongrel.

[Captain Stu]

flaming mongrel.

In my head, I read that as Alf Ramsey from Home and Away.

[paulg]

But the British Media love him, can't stop creaming themselves over his potential return.

[baitman]

if he goes back to the chavs there is also a good chance he will be gone within 2-3 years, leaving famine and devastation in his wake. hes like a football vampire.

[Sarb]

Only rated in England. Graham Hunter said something similar. Maybe it's a bit OTT. I'm not sure how he is called great though. Wins leagues spending hundreds of millions. He pretty much under achieved with Madrid and caused untold friction to go along with it

Him and the Chelsea fans are suited to each other

[Shaggy]

The way some of the mugs in the media over here, like those cunts Keys and Gray, lap up the whole "Special One" ****e is utterly nauseating and cringeworthy.

[Kenneth]

Completely agree.

The guy is successful in terms of trophies but he's like a tornado with the devastation he brings with him. He's got fans sniping at him, club captain and vice captain leaking text messages to the media to undermine him and has spent the last 12 months (minimum) paving his way out of the club with no regard for how it makes him look.

He's a cunt, plain and simple.

I like cunts. They make the world a more interesting place.

[Neil Young]

Self-justification.

[Sarb]

The way some of the mugs in the media over here, like those cunts Keys and Gray, lap up the whole "Special One" ****e is utterly nauseating and cringeworthy.

Yeah it's very embarassing. Some of the stuff he did and said whilst manager here before was disgraceful. Going round calling other managers perverts etc. He treated some journos like ****e too.

I can't think of a better fit for him than Chelsea and its fans to be honest. No wonder they adore him. Arrogant prick

[Kenneth]

Self-justification.

[Fivex]

In my head, I read that as Alf Ramsey from Home and Away.

Now you mention it...