Chelsea

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Silva…. cut

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...42437819269123

...they have that many players they might as well knock through to the Away dressing room as well.

[Phoenix07]

[ame]https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1649403513947017216[/ame]

[Phoenix07]

And this:

[ame]https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1649422319712911360[/ame]

[ame]https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1649425390677417993[/ame]

[spud_gun]

They don't have a clue what they're doing.

It's glorious

[Doc_Piptorious]

Out of the race. In the race.


Sounds like the only rushing going on is trying to stop one's name being associated with Chelsea.


Lampard for life.

Failing that I want them to get Gerrard or Rodgers.


I kind of like the idea of Conte going back there too though and seeing if he can have a melt down quicker under Boehly than under Levy.

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Out of the race. In the race.


Sounds like the only rushing going on is trying to stop one's name being associated with Chelsea.


Lampard for life.

Failing that I want them to get Gerrard or Rodgers.


I kind of like the idea of Conte going back there too though and seeing if he can have a melt down quicker under Boehly than under Levy.

It's a shame Frank is a really really really bad manager, We could have done with the Bilbo Baggins effect, winning a few ......getting the job full time then put htem in a steady decline.

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DOes make the sacking of Tuchel even more bizarre when they have no one allready lined up to take the job

[Bloodraven]

DOes make the sacking of Tuchel even more bizarre when they have no one allready lined up to take the job

Like Graham Potter?

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/1650438087367880705[/ame]

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https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...38087367880705

Still think this would be a weird appointment. Wouldn't play out well across North London (a bit like Rafa going to The Ev was never going to end well).

And who will go to PSG - Nagelsmann? Conte? Fwanky?

[frank the tank]

Wonder will Poch convince uncle Todd that throwing ****loads of money at spurs for kane would be a good final piece in the jigsaw.

Levy would possibly take about 8 players in part ex.

[Angryred]

If Pochittino is given time at Chelsea...he will build a very good team there, no doubt.

[red g]

Wonder will Poch convince uncle Todd that throwing ****loads of money at spurs for kane would be a good final piece in the jigsaw.

Levy would possibly take about 8 players in part ex.

Kane is stupid but surely not that stupid

[little dave hedgehog]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/new-chelsea-manager-grudgingly-agrees-to-earn-20m-for-half-arsed-six-months-20230425234416

New Chelsea manager grudgingly agrees to earn £20m for half-arsed six months
25th April 2023

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MAURICIO Pochettino will today reluctantly agree to earn eight figures for doing a **** job as Chelsea manager until November.

The manager, who has already won nothing with Tottenham and the bare minimum at Paris Saint-Germain, has agreed to take over at Chelsea because he had nothing much on this year and the money will come in handy.

He said: “Sometimes, when you’re asked to bank a mighty fee for an abortive and short stint in a money pit, you just have to sigh, bow your head and reluctantly accept it’s your turn.

“God knows I don’t want to be Chelsea manager. Nobody does. ‘Give it to one of these young ones,’ I said. ‘Let Jaissle from Red Bull Salzburg have a go.’ But they thought I was playing hard to get, doubled the fee and added a huge dismissal package.

“‘Come on,’ I said. ‘Surely there’s better than me out there.’ They showed me the next name on the shortlist and it was Brendan Rodgers.

“So I’m in. I’m pretty confident I can keep them up. We’ll blow a few hundred million in the summer on players I’ve weakly argued against, hang around the top four until autumn and then I’ll be sacked after a run of **** results and be my own man again.

“Nobody understands the pressure top managers are under. Still, at least it’s not Spurs.”

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Ah I was hoping they would give it to Frankie