Hodgson - I dont know why I'm here; smint?

[Fredo]

You should have lumped him, man. Lost opportunity!

[CJ]

I had the "pleasure" of playing golf behind the old dinosaur last month; terrible golfer to go with his piss poor football management skills

Could it be another Norbs lookalike

[Roboklopp]

You should have lumped him, man. Lost opportunity!

Perhaps if you had to ****ted the ball hard at his head then said "fore" a few seconds later you could've got away with it being an "accident."

Could it be another Norbs lookalike

[Chazza]

Perhaps if you had to ****ted the ball hard at his head then said "fore" a few seconds later you could've got away with it being an "accident."

Snoozy is not that accurate.

[Roboklopp]

I'm sure there was some way of achieving it, just had to put some time & thought for ****s sake- he had 18 holes to get it right FFS.

[Daffy Duck]

I want your opinion on something
Can you name the worst possible England starting eleven? It means really ****, but still consisting of players that have a realistic chance of getting called up by Hodge.

I went with this:
----------------ben foster--------------
richards---caulker---shawcross---rose
-------cleverley--------colback----------
dyer-----------------------------downing
---------carroll----------lambert---------

[Shaggy]

Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Bromwich Albion), Joe Hart (Manchester City)

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), John Stones (Everton)

Midfielders: Fabian Delph (Aston Villa), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Andros Townsend (Tottenham Hotspur), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal)

Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal).

[Chazza]

21 players named in a 23 man squad.

Very light on defenders.

[Gibbo]

How that squad has fallen.

[Chris]

I know he's not very fashionable but not sure what else Shawcross has to do to get a call up. Perhaps score a 30 yard long shot, that seems to have worked for Clyne as his excellent performances for over a year were completely ignored previous to that.

[red g]

3 defenders from the worst defence in the premiership

[red g]

I know he's not very fashionable but not sure what else Shawcross has to do to get a call up. Perhaps score a 30 yard long shot, that seems to have worked for Clyne as his excellent performances for over a year were completely ignored previous to that.

Move clubs

[Muddled]

Are we really that short of a defender and a striker that we can't name 23 players?

[red g]

Are we really that short of a defender and a striker that we can't name 23 players?

why didn't we promote one from the u21's you know for a bit of boost for the yoof.

[RedReet]

Chambers and Shaw were demoted so teh U-21's can field a strong squad. Right call IMO.