Hodgson - I dont know why I'm here; smint?

[Muddled]

You didn't have to use Google images, CJ.

[Venton]

I didn't think so. I'd have looked myself but the search history comes up on my Nexus and Mrs Venton's laptop and I didn't want to have explain why I was looking them up.

[Roboklopp]

The mans an anal wart

Uncalled for. Poor Buttso.

[Roboklopp]

I didn't think so. I'd have looked myself but the search history comes up on my Nexus and Mrs Venton's laptop and I didn't want to have explain why I was looking them up.

You could just tell her you thought you had one & ask her to make sure you don't.

[CJ]

Or use incognito/private browsing like I did

[CJ]

Uncalled for. Poor Buttso.

[Venton]

I wouldn't let her look. You have to have some mystery to keep the romance alive.

[Venton]

Or use incognito/private browsing like I did

That looks even worse if it comes out. Incognito browsing for anal warts - you can't get a bigger mea culpa surely?

[Roboklopp]

Poo things is my limit on that front Venton.

[CJ]

That looks even worse if it comes out. Incognito browsing for anal warts - you can't get a bigger mea culpa surely?

Why would it come out?

[Venton]

It always comes out. I'm feeling nervous already and all I've done is discuss the possibility of covering it up after getting someone else to describe it by proxy. After the wrestler art and the devo onesie I'm nearing my three strikes. The risk may be small but the consequence high. I'm comfortable here.

[Roboklopp]

Why would it come out?

The wart?

[Roboklopp]

Thought you were not airing your anal wart to your wife Venton? What's changed??

[Venton]

Why would it come out?

But specifically, hidden cameras, talking in my sleep, you name it...

[Venton]

Thought you were not airing your anal wart to your wife Venton? What's changed??

I love the "airing" bit. An anal wart is aired not displayed.