I thought about that but concluded it would not be read properly, so for clarity and continuation of rhyme, I went for the Buy one get one free tag.
Bog off, Tee.
. Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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