England v Sweden Match Thread

[Muddled]

Heard Welbeck talk for the first time on the radio this morning. Camp as a row of tents. Like a black Kenneth Williams.

Have you heard Chris Smalling's patter?

He's gay, defo*. I've got a gay mate, who is the white version of Smalling.

Thus, that is tru fax evidence right there.

* definitely, maybe.

[sean_lfc]

This should be a 3 pointer for England but will bore the hell out of viewers.

In the 7 previous encounters v Sweden, England have never won.

[Lee]

We haven't beaten them in about 30 years or summat have we?!

[Chazza]

Draw all over it

Four of the last six meetings have ended level, including each of the last three competitive games

[Chazza]

Jan Aage Fjortoft @JanAageFjortoft

Carroll could be important for England tonight. Sweden fear him. And they have conceded at set-piece in each of their 3 last matches

[Pablo]

Sweden are ****. England are ****. We both used to be so much better than this. Draw seems the obvious result, but I actually think we'll lose this one.

[Vermilion]

[Liverpel]

Sweden are expected to play with a Flat Pack Four tonight.





I stole that from t'internet.

[Tee]

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We'll win by 2...

[Neil Young]

We'll win by 2...

I don't get it.

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Well if they don't score, oh nevermind...

[Neil Young]

Is this the famed Scandinavian sense of humour we've all heard so much about on BBC4?

[lickedlollipop]

I think i'll miss this game but i hope both big guys scores (andy and zlatan)

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Is this the famed Scandinavian sense of humour we've all heard so much about on BBC4?

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