The Real, Actual Joe Cole [Coventry City]

[Assassin]

His old shirt 26 is available

[kingfunk]

And will still be unworn in year 2060.

[Cormack74]

I'm starting to despise these severance packages at the moment.

So did I until I was offered one once

[G]

Medical passed at West Ham apparently.

Bye Joe

[Cormack74]

Medical passed at West Ham apparently.

By Joe

Seems a nice fella but it's for the best.

[G]

Seems a nice fella but it's for the best.

Not too fussed about his pay off either. It'll be less then we owe him if he sees out his contract so best of a bad situation really.

[Alex]

BBC are now going with him having a medical. Looks like he is off.

[G]

Who knew big Sam would prove useful eventually.

[yamiedo]

BBC are now going with him having a medical. Looks like he is off.

Merry Christmas 2013

[Vermilion]

West Ham eh, Arry's talk about Cole has been very handy it seems, Large Sam has moved quickly, hopefully.

[Imy]

Who knew big Sam would prove useful eventually.

lets pray they also permanently sign Carroll

[nebbers]

BBC Sport -

Joe Cole: West Ham set to sign Liverpool midfielder
Liverpool midfielder Joe Cole is set to join former club West Ham United on a permanent deal.

The 31-year-old is understood to have travelled to London for a medical with Sam Allardyce's Hammers after Liverpool accepted an offer for the player.

However, should the deal fall through, Queens Park Rangers are also interested in the player.

[Exiled_red]

If they pay us a fee I think Big Sam may move upto notch one.

[Chazza]

Rob Harris @RobHarris
Redknapp on Joe Cole not joining QPR: "I thought he was coming for sure, then West Ham came in today"

[The Erectile Banana]

*twitch*

*twitch*

'Arry's big mistake was not talking him up enough while leaning out a Land Rover at the training ground gates whilst gurning at the Sky cameras.

*twitch*

Need to make the little urchin feel loved, innit?

*twitch*

Maybe he'll sign Spearing instead. He looks a bit like Cole (well he's bald) and plays like him.