Premier League opening fixtures

[Chris]

Get in. Boas is a cunt.

[BobTheCharmer]

Appreciate the pepe talk, alas, my best years are behind me now;I used to be able to drink all Saturday night, kick off on Sunday morning, throw up around the corner flag and celebrate a hat-trick in the pub in the afternoon.

Now I get a hangover and struggle to get up for work after four bottles.

I hear you it's called getting old. I currently have neighbours banging on the door shouting as I have the clash on full whack, I have plenty of rum and ice and whilst the world outside gets upset I'm having a relaxing pleasant time on my sofa reflecting on my next move.

[-V-]

Its strange how AVB has started the season with only 1 striker. And he's left out Dawson and Vertoghen. I thought Gallas had finished with Spurs

[Shaggy]

Amazed he left out Vertonghen and you just know VdV will kick off about being left out.

[Gibbo]

Isnt VdV meant to be off anyway?

[Lee]

Stream for Newcastle Utd vs Tottenham Hotspur

http://misclivetv.blogspot.com/p/football.html

Not working mate.

[-V-]

Just from MOTD Michu looked superb. On the ball and off it, quality player

[McDermotX]

Michu........2m
Downing....20m

[-V-]

Its baffling isn't it, signing british players hoping them they bring some graft and spirit to the team. WTF! The lazy *******s do the opposite.

[-V-]

Petric at Fulham, he's another one thats been banging them in all preseason. So i put him in my fantasy team and no surprise he scored another double

[Vermilion]

Would never have picked Pardew for an lfc manager, but by **** you can't knock the job he's doing at NUFC.

It's a results game, and he's getting them, making good decsions, buying good players, and setting up his team correctly to suit his players best attributes.

[Lee]

He's a very good manager.

Did well at West Ham, doing a great job at Newcastle.

[Shaggy]

[Fredo]

More football today and it's really hot (and muggy here). Need to go out, can't stay inside and watch football.

[McDermotX]

The Martinez-effect


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