Champions League 2012-13

[Shaggy]

[Shaggy]...Alec Salmond...North Sea oil...West Lothian question...shortbread...the wee man...anti-Scottish sentiment in England...shiddy ho...compulsory sporrans...[/Shaggy]

[Reece]

La Liga News @laliga_news
Puyol's elbow is dislocated but not broken.

[Frenchie]

so they have to pop it back in...triple ouch..

[Gibbo]

Oscar looks ace.

[Fosterbloke]

Amazing goal. Looks extra tasty as he fooled two defenders! Suarez can do this too though and some people want to sell him? hahaha

[Shaggy]

Dortmund fans already on the piss

Rhodri Marsden @rhodri
Extraordinary scenes at Toddington services. Nick Frost and various actors attempting to film a scene on the forecourt. But…

Rhodri Marsden @rhodri
… a bunch of ****faced German football fans has just turned up. They like the cameras a lot. They are singing and dancing in shot.

Rhodri Marsden @rhodri
Oh, man. People in high visibility vests are saying “Mate, mate, you’re in shot!” German football fans are saying “Ja, I know!”

[Vermilion]

Amazing goal. Looks extra tasty as he fooled two defenders! Suarez can do this too though and some people want to sell him? hahaha

Is it though ? I've only seen this gif so hard to tell, but it looks to me like it's the defender that gets the touch, and Oscar just reacts to it, turns to where the defender nudged the ball and hits it ?

[Lee]

Dortmund fans already on the piss

Das ist gut.

[Vermilion]

Das ist gut.

Sonst noch etwas.

das ist mein only thing i remember from german lessons...

Da Iawn.

[Reece]

Bear in mind that picture above:

Barcelona captain Carles Puyol appears set to miss six weeks of action, starting with this weekend's La Liga clash with Real Madrid, after dislocating his elbow against Benfica.

Man's a machine

[Shaggy]

Dortmund fans being marched from town to the 'Etihad'

[Gibbo]

I hope dortmund ****ing do 'em

I really like them as a team

[RichC]

been a good game so far, City started stronglyin the first couple of minutes but Dortmund have been the better side so far.

Cracking group to have been drawn in

[Gray]

Watch 498 worst copy of Soccer Saturday you'll ever see, punters as reporters!! Spackman too!

[destinydude]

Dortmund will be kicking themselves for not getting a goal here. Hot the post twice. Two one on one chances with Joe hart. FFS

If City lose this one, I can see Mancini getting the sack. His European record is ****ing terrible isn't it?