Demba Ba

[Pablo]

That was Cisse against Chelsea.

[Tee]

Was it him or the other one that scored the worldie fluke with a bit of a wild swing at the ball? The kind of goal that goes in when you're on a bit of a lucky streak?

If we can get him really cheap and his luck holds (both with his scoring and his dodgy knee) then great. On balance that's less likely than us overpaying for him then he hits the woodwork 18 times before his knee blows and half the Kop are picking bits of cartilege out of their hair.

You daft racist.

It was Cisse that scored that worldie against Chelsea.

[Vermilion]

a baba mmm ba ba......


nahhhh, too early..

[Catrin]

In my defence by "the other one" I meant "the other striker." I'll try to be more considerate in future.

[Tee]

In my defence by "the other one" I meant "the other striker." I'll try to be more considerate in future.

I was kidding mate, just pulling your leg, hence my ...

[Catrin]

Cisse is by far the more natural goalscorer of the two. I'm not sure how old he is but he'd be exactly what we need at the moment.

[Pablo]

Cisse is by far the more natural goalscorer of the two. I'm not sure how old he is but he'd be exactly what we need at the moment.

Seeing as you were getting the two confused earlier I'll take your opinion with a truckload of salt.

I actually think Ba is the more natural finisher, give him a chance and he'll bury it, but Cisse has more to his game overall.

[Catrin]

I was kidding mate, just pulling your leg, hence my ...

It was a bit iffy though, kind of implied that I couldn't tell them apart when actually I just couldn't remember.

[Tee]

Seeing as you were getting the two confused earlier I'll take your opinion with a truckload of salt.

But Pabs, would you be able to tell demba part?

[Catrin]

Seeing as you were getting the two confused earlier I'll take your opinion with a truckload of salt.

I actually think Ba is the more natural finisher, give him a chance and he'll bury it, but Cisse has more to his game overall.

I'd say Cisse is sharper/quicker and Ba is stronger and has a but more power. One-on-one with the keeper I'd have more faith in Cisse.

[Pablo]

Cisse is definitely quicker and more agile. Ba for me though is a more natural finisher. Not much in it, but that's my opinion. Anyway they're both good but we only have a shot at signing one of them so this is all pointless

So Demba Ba?

[Tee]

Lets see where we are in January, who knows we may have a new young hero playing up front. If we were going to go for Ba we should have done it in the Summer, and as has been said he will be away in Jan for the ACON.

[Catrin]

Nah. I don't think Newcastle would sell him cheap enough for him to be worth a punt. For the money that they would want there will be less risky options out there.

I should go and do some work. Between this and internet porn working from home is going to get me into trouble.

[Buzzo]

Every time I make a run
Girl you turn around and cry
I ask myself, why oh why?
See you must understand
I can't work a nine to five
so I'll be Gone...'Til Demba Ba

Said I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba
I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba
Yo, tell my girl yo I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba
I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba
I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba
Yo, tell my girl yo I'll be Gone 'Til Demba ba
January, February, March, April, May...
I see you crying, but girl I can't stay
I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba
I'll be Gone 'Til Demba Ba...
And give a kiss to my mother...

[Pablo]

Nah. I don't think Newcastle would sell him cheap enough for him to be worth a punt. For the money that they would want there will be less risky options out there.

I should go and do some work. Between this and internet porn working from home is going to get me into trouble.

So you missed his £7m release clause too?

I'm working with amateurs here lads