Alan Brazil and TalkSpite

[Sarb]

I thought he was going to die, the idiot.

[Lee]

"My heart only works a third as good as yours"

[Sarb]

"My heart only works a third as good as yours"

Have you ever heard him do the paper review on the Brazil show in the mornings? He talks total bollocks

[Lee]

Have you ever heard him do the paper review on the Brazil show in the mornings? He talks total bollocks

Yeah he can barely string two ****ing words together!

"I've had challenges all my life and just headbutt them away"

[Sarb]

Yeah he can barely string two ****ing words together!

"I've had challenges all my life and just headbutt them away"

2/3rds heart failure.

When he talks to Ginola on the paper review it's cringeworthy. Ginola must be wondering what the **** he is on.

[Fan65]

Mike Parry was doing a live link from Germany 2006

Moose: Where are you now Porky

Parry: I've just arrived in Berlin after travelling on the wonderful ICE train

Moose: Why's it called the ICE train?

Parry: Well it's because as we all know the Germans build some of the best machines in the world and they've designed this ICE train so that it gets you across Germany quicker than anything in Europe, and it's called the ICE train because the especially shaped nose cone of the engine means that it cuts through the air so fast ice forms on the casing and hence the name...

Moose: Wow that's amazing

Parry: Well it's either that or that ICE stands for Inter City Express....

[Sarb]

[Vermilion]

You can see he's really worried about his heart...

[ame="http://youtu.be/6w-NF08-jlk"]Porky Parry - Party Trick - YouTube[/ame]

[Lee]

Mike Parry was doing a live link from Germany 2006

Moose: Where are you now Porky

Parry: I've just arrived in Berlin after travelling on the wonderful ICE train

Moose: Why's it called the ICE train?

Parry: Well it's because as we all know the Germans build some of the best machines in the world and they've designed this ICE train so that it gets you across Germany quicker than anything in Europe, and it's called the ICE train because the especially shaped nose cone of the engine means that it cuts through the air so fast ice forms on the casing and hence the name...

Moose: Wow that's amazing

Parry: Well it's either that or that ICE stands for Inter City Express....

You can see he's really worried about his heart...

Porky Parry - Party Trick - YouTube

[wiw]

Hahaha I can sympathise with him there! I did it moments after finishing a large curry, which I ended up vomiting back onto my plate in front of my whole family

Mad innit.

Just going to post this again because his face just as he takes the spoon...

CINNAMON CHALLENGE vs PORKY PARRY - YouTube

[shanks69]

parry was alright for a laugh because he came out with some ****,one of my favs is he has predicted man will be able to run the 100meters in 1 second in the future.

[Vermilion]

****! deleted dupe!

edit: may as well throw this in rather than waste a post slot.

[ame="http://youtu.be/N-LrqcjXFtY"]HOW TO DANCE TO DUBSTEP - Porky Parry - YouTube[/ame]

[Vermilion]

parry was alright for a laugh because he came out with some ****,one of my favs is he has predicted man will be able to run the 100meters in 1 second in the future.

Also his eureka moment idea of having wing mirrors for race horses to improve safety.

[shanks69]

Also his eureka moment idea of having wing mirrors for race horses to improve safety.

i remember that one

[Gazzla]

Talk sport is the radio equivalent of shoving fresh turds in your ears