Champions league 2013-2014

[spud_gun]

Jose is daring Roman to get rid of him.

Would appear that Jose would walk over broken glass to get the United job.

[destinydude]

Chelsea manager Cunt Muscle, speaking to Sky Sports:

"Because we lost Lampard and Mikel, we don't have the players who give us stability in midfield, and I need to make a compact team. When we don't have the ball we have to defend, when we have the ball we have to try to score. Atletico have had five clean sheets in their last five games. We are not going to score lots of goals against them so we have to try not to concede. After one hour if it is still 0-0 I would be happy, but we are not playing for a 0-0, we will try to score."

[Kenneth]

Mata would have helped, no?

[destinydude]

But they needed Mata to take points off their rivals so he had to be sold.

[Kenneth]

But they needed Mata to take points off their rivals so he had to be sold.

Well that went well.

[spud_gun]

Hay-ho it's another famous European night down the Bridge.

The plazzy flags are out.

[Chris]

What a pathetic atmosphere, perhaps they'll sing some of their Hillsborough or Heysel songs to liven it up. Horrible pricks.

[Chris]

They once again have to clap during a "silence" as they know they cant shut up.

Come on Atleti!

[Chris]

Flukey cunts.

[Chris]

Hazard is vile, cheating prick.

[ric.williams]

Hazard is vile, cheating prick.

they have quite a collection of cheats

[Roboklopp]

Aye, dives all over the place that the ref is buying and commentators making nowt of.

[Roboklopp]

****ing boring as **** ****house penis chugging cunts.

Send that cunt off.

[Chris]

Complete fluke. What a joke.

[Marina]

PLEASE ATLETICO PLEEEEASE!

Another Chelsea metaphor: they are a newborn mosquito flying around your flat, biting you endlessly, and doing a great job at avoiding being squished beneath your shoe.

Meh.