General Football 23/24

[Doc_Piptorious]

Not a chance the plump chap is 126kg.

Corner flags, or at least the portion that is above ground, are what, five foot tall? He looks about 5'5 or 5'6 so no way he is almost 20 stone in weight. He would be built like a watermelon if he was that height and 20 stone.


He may however have a watermelon tucked under his footy top

[Irishnev]

Not a chance the plump chap is 126kg.

Corner flags, or at least the portion that is above ground, are what, five foot tall? He looks about 5'5 or 5'6 so no way he is almost 20 stone in weight. He would be built like a watermelon if he was that height and 20 stone.


He may however have a watermelon tucked under his footy top

Ya I thought the weight was an exaggeration.....just like his football ability gesturing at team mates and on all the set pieces

[Doc_Piptorious]

Ya I thought the weight was an exaggeration.....just like his football ability gesturing at team mates and on all the set pieces

Reminded me of Phillips...................



....................Runs from forum to grab tin hat

[frank the tank]

the one on 1:05 where he gets cranky with his teammate when he left a 5-yard pass 4 yards short. Ha ha ha.

[Buzzo]

He's my hero.

You've got to admire the brass neck to demand a place in the team, turn up, fat as ****, but to not giving a **** about that.

Then get someone else ejected from the team to make way for your own lardy arse. Then when you play, being really ****.

But not giving a **** about that either. To the extent you are prepared to bollock some of the other players for not working hard enough to cover for your mistakes.

Legend

[Assassin]

A bunterous Fred, they have matching skill levels

[Roboklopp]

“Bunterous”

[Fosterbloke]

He's my hero.

You've got to admire the brass neck to demand a place in the team, turn up, fat as ****, but to not giving a **** about that.

Then get someone else ejected from the team to make way for your own lardy arse. Then when you play, being really ****.

But not giving a **** about that either. To the extent you are prepared to bollock some of the other players for not working hard enough to cover for your mistakes.

Legend

He should join the Conservative Party.

[Rigadon]

Frank Lampard: Former Chelsea midfielder inducted into Premier League Hall of Fame

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/57171600

[frank the tank]

He's my hero.

You've got to admire the brass neck to demand a place in the team, turn up, fat as ****, but to not giving a **** about that.

Then get someone else ejected from the team to make way for your own lardy arse. Then when you play, being really ****.

But not giving a **** about that either. To the extent you are prepared to bollock some of the other players for not working hard enough to cover for your mistakes.

Legend

[Kenneth]

To be fair, his corners are better than Robbo’s

[labourRed]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/57171600

[kingfunk]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.i...009.html%3famp

[rodo]

[ame="https://youtu.be/2g3m9p35cDo"]Welcome to Wrexham - YouTube[/ame]

[Fosterbloke]

Welcome to Wrexham - YouTube