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Originally posted by Rafa Justice View PostWent to a Walkabout in Leeds about 4 years ago. Student night so it was £1 a pint which was great.
On the downside, some old fat bird came over and introduced herself. I should have felt flattered but I felt bad that she felt I was attainable. Not so great.
So I'm torn on Leeds tbf.
Quite amusing that it could well have been a situation where each party felt they were punching below their weight class.
I bet she had hairy knuckles like every single [sweeping generalisation warning] female humanoid in Leeds.
In the interest of fairness the male humanoids there have hairy knuckles too, just ask Harv (the now from Leeds Harv).I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness
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Originally posted by baitman View PostIs there anyone from Leeds who doesn't have a tattoo, even the kids have a full sleeve
More concrete evidence against Leeds. Absolute truth and in no way a generalisation by the honourable Mr Baitman.
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness
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You could round up more tat wearing neanderthal cunts if you also trawl the lesser conurbations around post industrial post apocalyptic yorkshire. It's mad max country!Originally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View PostMore concrete evidence against Leeds. Absolute truth and in no way a generalisation by the honourable Mr Baitman.
Donny (rough as ****), sheffield, barnsley, bradford, scunthorpe (even has a cunt in its name as proof positive, but technically in Lincolnshire).removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.
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That's the scary thing. It was student night and I would have been the oldest person in there so she thought, "eh up ar Kimberleh, ters no werh that ould coont is turning it down".Originally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View PostQuite amusing that it could well have been a situation where each party felt they were punching below their weight class.
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Being Leeds she was probably younger than me but the aging process up there is harsher than living on the surface of the Sun with factor 5.
Meh, I've done worse.
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Originally posted by Rafa Justice View PostThat's the scary thing. It was student night and I would have been the oldest person in there so she thought, "eh up ar Kimberleh, ters no werh that ould coont is turning it down".
Being Leeds she was probably younger than me but the aging process up there is harsher than living on the surface of the Sun with factor 5.
Meh, I've done worse.
She was probably about 21. Folk age differently in Leeds
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness
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Originally posted by Rafa Justice View PostWent to a Walkabout in Leeds about 4 years ago. Student night so it was £1 a pint which was great.
On the downside, some old fat bird came over and introduced herself. I should have felt flattered but I felt bad that she felt I was attainable. Not so great.
So I'm torn on Leeds tbf.
Modifying post.
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Originally posted by Rafa Justice View PostWent to a Walkabout in Leeds about 4 years ago. Student night so it was £1 a pint which was great.
On the downside, some old fat bird came over and introduced herself. I should have felt flattered but I felt bad that she felt I was attainable. Not so great.
So I'm torn on Leeds tbf.
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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Any Aussie my age will have a soft spot for Leeds for obvious reasonsOriginally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View PostAnother Leeds morlock I see.
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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