FIFA Corruption Thread

[spud_gun]

Your timezone reasoning is not a valid answer. You're wrong. Population isn't an issue, there are loads of people that would gladly travel to Australia for a world cup. Other than being a long way for europeans to travel, there's not a single reason why we couldn't host it and it wouldn't be a fantastic world cup. The stadiums are here already, we don't have to build them like they did in Sth Africa, Qatar, and Saudi.

The only reason we haven't is because of the ****ing arabs cheating their way to it and the russians buying it.

You call Australia "the arsehole of the world" and then ****ing try back out of it. Man up. Youre scottish ffs. Your country literally IS a ****hole. A cold, dark, smelly ****hole with **** food and grotesque women.

World Cups hosted in Australia so far 0
World Cups due to be hosted in Australia over the next 2 decades - still 0

Get ****ed you kangaroo shagger.

I think my points are pretty valid. You say they're not but you don't offer any real reasoning as to why.

The times zones are a major issue for the corporate sponsors in both the US and Europe.

You can't even host a ****ty Commonwealth Games how in ****s name are you going to host a World Cup

Don't be angry with me for calling Australia the arsehole of the World. I'm merely quoting one of your former PMs

[Buzzo]

He’s rattled Spud

[spud_gun]

Like the cross bar when Darwin's clean through on goal

[Doc_Piptorious]

It's like the Macho Man falling out with Hulk Hogan.



Buzzo gets to be Miss Elizabeth

[Harv]

World Cups hosted in Australia so far 0
World Cups due to be hosted in Australia over the next 2 decades - still 0

Get ****ed you kangaroo shagger.

I think my points are pretty valid. You say they're not but you don't offer any real reasoning as to why.

The times zones are a major issue for the corporate sponsors in both the US and Europe.

You can't even host a ****ty Commonwealth Games how in ****s name are you going to host a World Cup

Don't be angry with me for calling Australia the arsehole of the World. I'm merely quoting one of your former PMs

You haven't made any point other than the timezone and then brought up population for some weird reason (as though people cant travel)

The US is hardly affected other than the East coast and even then its not that bad.

The Japan/Korea WC seemed to be fine was it not for these poor corporate sponsors? I'll say it again because you clearly haven't looked....we're in the same timezones as the majority of SE Asia. I don't know where you think Australia is on the map pal, but its not where you think it is.

We've hosted one of the best Olympics on record. That not good enough?

[EwarWoo]

We're about to hold one of the worst olympics too with state politicians arguing over best use of funding.

[Harv]

He’s rattled Spud

Only thing im rattled about is how dumb this guy is. Im arguing with someone with the IQ of a plant ffs.

a quick summary of his key points :

- you haven't hosted a world cup before, therefore you cant host one

- hosting olympics don't count

- commonwealth games do though, which was apparently ****?

- timezones (even though i don't understand the concept of them or where australia is on a map to distinguish why im saying this)

- population - you have a smaller population than other countries, therefore you cant host a world cup

AND THE REAL REASON

- i will have to stay up late to watch a few of the games and im fat, lazy and Scottish and cant be bothered so im making up loads of other bollocks to try hide it.

[spud_gun]

Only thing im rattled about is how dumb this guy is. Im arguing with someone with the IQ of a plant ffs.

a quick summary of his key points :

- you haven't hosted a world cup before, therefore you cant host one

- hosting olympics don't count

- commonwealth games do though, which was apparently ****?

- timezones (even though i don't understand the concept of them or where australia is on a map to distinguish why im saying this)

- population - you have a smaller population than other countries, therefore you cant host a world cup

AND THE REAL REASON

- i will have to stay up late to watch a few of the games and im fat, lazy and Scottish and cant be bothered so im making up loads of other bollocks to try hide it.

I mean you're literally making **** up, you angry little man.

- you haven't hosted a world cup before, therefore you cant host one

Who said that? I sure as **** didn't.

hosting olympics don't count

Again who said that? i sure as **** didn't.

commonwealth games do though, which was apparently ****?

Think you're getting a little confused now, soft lad.

https://news.sky.com/story/commonwealth-games-australias-gold-coast-pulls-out-as-2026-host-as-fears-increase-over-events-future-13022659

Not a good look.

- population - you have a smaller population than other countries, therefore you cant host a world cup

You brought up the US as having no football culture. I was merely illustrating that there were 350+ million reasons as to why FIFA, corporate sponsors and tv companies were keen for a World Cup to be hosted in the US.

- i will have to stay up late to watch a few of the games and im fat, lazy and Scottish and cant be bothered so im making up loads of other bollocks to try hide it.

Thought you were Australian? and yeah **** watching games of football past midnight or before 12pm. Absolute mugs game that.

My point still stands. In the modern geo-political climate it makes literally zero sense for FIFA to award a World Cup to a country at the absolute arse-end of the planet.

You're not getting one any time soon. Now go take your impotent rage out on all an sundry in the Nunez thread.

[EwarWoo]

Its the world cup, who gives a **** where it is.

[Buzzo]

One thing with the ‘best Olympics ever’. That’s pretty much self proclaimed right? I’ve not met an Australian backwards in self congratulation.

Which is the polar opposite of all the self loathing and beautiful hatred we have up here. Ironically in real life those opposites tend to be why we get on. That and hating the English.

Aussies ****ing love Scotland btw - there are thousands of you ****ers here.

[spud_gun]

Its the world cup, who gives a **** where it is.

Harv does, obviously.

[EwarWoo]

Harv does, obviously.

I dunno what your foreplay is about but its got little to do with the world cup by this point.

[Fivex]

I’ve got to say. Based on the last few dozen posts, I’d rather buy my potatoes from Australia than Scotland.

[Norbs]

Its the world cup, who gives a ****.

[vlahka]

Aussies ****ing love Scotland btw - there are thousands of you ****ers here.

I'll be honest, I really do want to visit that **** place. Explore a run down castle... get lost in the mist.. roll about in the grasslands but not too close to the cliffs.