Alexis Sanchez

[dom9]

That's really interesting, Dom

Don't you start.

[TheElephantMan]

Don't you start.

[Slinky Skills]

http://www.ask.com/question/sarcasm-...st-form-of-wit

This is music to Chris's ears.

I'm sarcastic and I'm thick as **** so that is nonsense.

Being sarcastic doesn't mean you're clever, it just means you're a smart arse and a natural one at that.

There may well be some people who are both, intellectual and sarcastic. I'm not one of them sadly.

[Slinky Skills]

As for Sanchez, he's such a good player he'd be brilliant for us and an instant hero.

As Napoleon Dynamite would put it - "He has good skills".

[Roboklopp]

http://www.ask.com/question/sarcasm-...st-form-of-wit

This is music to Chris's ears.

That's really interesting, Dom

Don't you start.

I'm sarcastic and I'm thick as **** so that is nonsense.

Being sarcastic doesn't mean you're clever, it just means you're a smart arse and a natural one at that.

There may well be some people who are both, intellectual and sarcastic. I'm not one of them sadly.

[Yozza]

Arsenal are set to sign Southampton's France midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin, 24, as well as Chile and Barcelona forward Alexis Sanchez, 25 - eliminating any chance Sanchez might be included in a deal for Liverpool forward Luis Suarez, 27. Sunday Express*

[Norbs]

Don't you start.

[Reece]

Anyone know why he actually does that thing with his shorts?

[ame]https://twitter.com/bpfootball/status/482949771594711040[/ame]

[G]

I presumed it was cos he was hot and wanted to cool down a bit.

[Reece]

He does it with Barca too though, albeit usually just with one leg.

[PTP]

With those legs,,,who cares

[G]

He likes 80s style short shorts so!

[Roboklopp]

That is a seriously suspicious looking pic!

[BobTheCharmer]

He's going to go to Arsenal or Utd I reckon. That would be proper ****.

[baronvonskidmark]

He's going to go to Arsenal or Utd I reckon. That would be proper ****.

Yeah, me too mate.