Mario Balotelli [On the Road to Ballon d'or)

[SB]

Must be getting a run out with the kids.

And he's starting on the bench so he'll need patience? Makes sense.

[badpiggy]

What a great article. Balotelli is textbook "at the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime". He's a fabulous example of how free will is a complete illusion. He is utterly incapable of being anything other than what he is and what he does. In Freudian terms, he seems to be a man almost entirely devoid of ego or superego and operates, like a benign Macbeth, out of pure id. He's a ****witted marvel.

[Doc_Piptorious]

What a great article. Balotelli is textbook "at the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime". He's a fabulous example of how free will is a complete illusion. He is utterly incapable of being anything other than what he is and what he does. In Freudian terms, he seems to be a man almost entirely devoid of ego or superego and operates, like a benign Macbeth, out of pure id. He's a ****witted marvel.

A wonderfully amusing likening

[Fan65]

Worst signing in the history of the club IMO.

Makes the Aquilani deal look positively

reasonable

[Vermilion]

Marios Boots for Kids.

[Bender]

Marios Boots for Kids.

[fah-q]

It looks like Eeyore.

[Fosterbloke]

It looks like Eeyore.

Plays like him too.

[Vermilion]

[meffin]

Looks like pubes

[BigChief]

The cleanliness of those boots represents Mario's career perfectly. #Untouched

[Norbs]

Looks like pubes

Yep. Looks like a cunt from behind. Maybe the designer was having a sneaky chuckle to himself

[Slinky Skills]

Do you know what, when the camera flicked to him last night it finally dawned on me how much of an absolute thunder cunt this lad really is.

Those earrings for starters, WTF was that about? He looked like a woman, I honestly thought it was a bird and then he kept staring at the TV too in which he was clearly waiting for the cameras to go to him instead of actually watching the game. Then once he knows the cameras are on him he stops looking at the camera and watches the game ha ha!!

He has zero interest in anything but himself, such potential as well but he's a complete waster.

[pezzzer]

Not fit for KFC let alone LFC

[TheElephantMan]

He epitomises everything that's wrong with football, but we were stupid enough to give him a contract. I hoped that he'd want to prove his doubters wrong, but clearly he's not really arsed. It's a shame that so much ability has been bestowed on someone with so little appreciation of their own talent. It's a pity that ability can't be transplanted into someone who deserves it.