This Evenings Premier League Games

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Chelsea v Everton 19:45
Man Utd v Burnley 19:45
Southampton v West Ham 19:45
Stoke v Man City 19:45
Crystal Palace v Newcastle 20:00
West Brom v Swansea 20:00

Ideal/most likely set of results would be Chelsea hammer Everton,Burnley draw with Utd,Southampton and West Hammers draw,Stoke beat City,Palace v Newcastle who cares and same applies to West brom v Swansea[draw in both those.]

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Man Utd 1-0 Burnley
Smalling

[ChesterDave]

Had only just come on after Jones had to go off 5 minutes in

[ChesterDave]

1-1 :**** yeah:

[SK]

Ingsy

[Assassin]

Useless cunt....

[Kenneth]

Useless cunt....

Have you and Chris ever been seen in the same room?

[ChesterDave]

By the sounds of the RedCafe thread Burnley are all over the scummers

[Roboklopp]

Have you and Chris ever been seen in the same room?

Only when having intercourse.

[Assassin]

Yes, we are bessies.

For the record, I really rate Ings, he will be superb for us next season

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Squawka Football @Squawka 29s29 seconds ago
Man United attempted 17 long balls in the opening 20 minutes vs. Burnley. Topical stuff.

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Oliver Kay @OliverKayTimes 53s53 seconds ago
Anyway, back to the Britannia Stadium, where Stoke are giving Man City the runaround. Still 0-0, though. 23 mins.

[Assassin]

That will double when Elbows enters the fray...

[CJ]

Have you and Chris ever been seen in the same room?

Only when having intercourse.

[Bender]

That will double when Elbows enters the fray...

Elbows and a wayward Hard hat[Afro]