This Evenings Premier League Games

[Assassin]

As Manchester City lead at Stoke, I wonder if the news has filtered through to the Chelsea players at Stamford Bridge.

The Blues are still labouring in breaking down Everton as Cuadrado Is throwing himself on the floor with gay abandon

[Assassin]

WHU Adrian

Carnage for West Ham. Adrian makes the mess of a back pass, and after losing the ball to Sadio Mane, he is sent off for handling the ball outside the box.

Jussi Jaaskelainen replaces Cole to go in goal for the Hammers.

[Bender]

Man City 3-1 Stoke: Aguero

[Assassin]

Ings and Burnley better start ****ing performing....

[Montana]

Without De Gea scummers would be fighting relegation

[Assassin]

Not a great start for Juan Cuadrado, as having failed a penalty through blatant diving, Cesc Fabregas replaces him with Didier Drogba also coming on for Loic Remy.

[Roboklopp]

Scabby cuntstains.

[Assassin]

'So a third Filth sub, James Wilson, comes on and that means no Elbows. Does Van Hoofy has a Plan C when Burnley grab another equaliser here. It wouldn’t be undeserved.'

[Vermilion]

ha ****in ha Mattaface!

ooooh fiesty now!

FFS Barry off!

[Assassin]

Filth cunts

[Vermilion]

The more i watch football, the more i think these top managers aren't top at all, they are just more lucky...

oh **** off! jammy jammy ******s!!

[Cormack74]

Oops Willian. 1-0.

[Assassin]

Gareth Barry

[Daffy Duck]

Is this ****in possible!?!?!?

[ChesterDave]

Is this ****in possible!?!?!?

Possibly, if you tell us what 'this' is?