Memphis Depay

[Norbs]

Don't forget the Reus thread! That was good one

Klopp in and he will come

[Muddled]

They don't need their own threads until they have a scarf above their heads in anfield.

If I could photoshop such a picture, I would have done this.

[G]

You best get to it cos your jinxing has ensured the real thing will never occur

[MrMichael]

I can see it now.

Ayre: Right Memphis we'll offer you £20k per week, minus cost of food, parking place, kit cost, oxygen fee, oh and everyone one has to put in for Brendan's weekly teeth whitening fee. Leaving you with minus £50k per week which you can pay by direct debit into the club account but remember what you are getting for your money. You get to play for the world famous LFC where we used to win things and if your lucky may get to a play in a final one day on our pre season trips down under.

Piss taking aside though i hope he signs as he'll no doubt be a massive upgrade providing Bodgers doesn't play him out of position.

That bit is the "piss taking aside"?

Can you please chill out with this sort of stuff Leyton, it is getting a bit tedious. Criticisms when explained coherently inspire discussion but just slagging stuff off all the time as you have been lately has the opposite effect on any forum.

[Daniel 7]

Let's face it, Sterling is leaving. If he's a replacement, he seems like a pretty good one to me

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Let's face it, Sterling is leaving. If he's a replacement, he seems like a pretty good one to me

If that was to be the case, I think he's a very sensible replacement and we'd be making some money. I really like Sterling I think its unfair the pressure that's been put on him, last year was his breakout year and he was very much still in his shell until January.

[Muddled]

You best get to it cos your jinxing has ensured the real thing will never occur

Seamless.

[McDermotX]

Outstanding

[Saveloy]

****ing hell! He's signed!

[danperkins]

Don't forget the Reus thread! That was good one

[danperkins]

Seamless.

[G]

Seamless.

Welcome Memphis.

[frank the tank]

Seamless.

Is this real????

[Shaggy]

[Slinky Skills]