The England Thread

[Leyton388]

Surely the worst kept secret in football is that Fat Sam is dodgy as **** as he gets dropsies off agents.

[rodo]

Brendan jumping to his defence

[Roboklopp]

Loving this. Fat piece of ****e.

[Leyton388]

Please let one of these other premier league manager be Portuguese.

[Roboklopp]

I keep ribbing my Scum mates about them having titles taken off them. They've been kinda quiet on this.

[ChesterDave]

I know he gets called 'Woy' on here and am sure I have done it myself but it surprises me more is not being made of this. Surely with all the inclusion/anti-discrimination policies in place the manager of the England team taking the piss out of someone with a speech impediment is pretty serious business.

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/780826127342432261[/ame]

[ChesterDave]

The assistant manager of a high-profile football club accepted a £5,000 cash “bung”

Leeds? That they specify high profile rather than Premier League makes me think that it is Football League. The high court injunction referenced over the summer about a celebrity with a famous 'partner' used similar specific wording to give clues

Ten managers were named by players’ agents as taking bribes to fix player transfers

Ten? Take your pick! Could be anyone. Oh who we kidding. Harry Redknapp + 9 others. Maybe its just Harry Redknapp and Watford managers

Two well-known managers discussed becoming ambassadors for the same fictitious firm as Sam Allardyce

Hmmm. Not sure. Oh **** it, Harry Redknapp plus 1 other

Another high-profile manager admitted his players broke FA rules by betting on their own games but he failed to report it

A senior figure at a Premier League club helped undercover reporters to formulate a plan to bribe managers

Daniel Levy helping Harry take a bung, obvs.

[Leyton388]

At least he'll be the first England manager in history to have a 100% record.

Legend.

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/pjoyceexpress/status/780829464351612928[/ame]

[Roboklopp]

Awwww can't this be a long painful publicly humiliating and enervating protracted death?

[spud_gun]

Mutual agreement = FA have paid him off.

[Leyton388]

This is to funny.

Someone needs to Photoshop fat Sam's head on that grandpa Simpson gif.

[Shaggy]

Sky saying he's gone

[Roboklopp]

This is to funny.

Someone needs to Photoshop fat Sam's head on that grandpa Simpson gif.

Aye.