Care for Carew?

[Red Chilli]

not an improvement on the current squad in my opinion.

[Shaggy]

Carew is ****. Didn't Rafa bomb him out of Valencia?

[kurtangle01]

Considering the way that Rafa bombed him out of Valencia I'd say that he's not interested.

[Jan-Erik]

At his best, Carew is unstoppable. Just too bad thats every 50th game. He's as fast as Bellamy, as strong as anyone but his technic is poor.

[desertscouser]

I Fcuking hope not he's donkey turd.

He really is. He's the Norwegian Heskey. Also, it would be unthinkable to buy one of GH's striker rejects.

Praying that this story disappears...fast.

[Assassin]

He really is. He's the Norwegian Heskey. Also, it would be unthinkable to buy one of GH's striker rejects.

Praying that this story disappears...fast.

Carew makes Heskey look world class. I read earlier that someone quoted Carew as being faster than Bellamy, thats like a gazelle being faster than a cheetah.

The guy is clumsy, talentless, he can difficult to play against due to his stature.

I have seen him many times going through Oslo airport, he cant even walk properly, the first time I saw him I thought he been a victim of polio or something similar

[red g]

not an improvement on the current squad in my opinion.

would go as far to say not an improvement on any squad in the premiership. He is rhubarb.

[desertscouser]

Carew makes Heskey look world class. I read earlier that someone quoted Carew as being faster than Bellamy, thats like a gazelle being faster than a cheetah.

The guy is clumsy, talentless, he can difficult to play against due to his stature.

I have seen him many times going through Oslo airport, he cant even walk properly, the first time I saw him I thought he been a victim of polio or something similar

I'd be suicidal if we ever signed the ****er.

[saj]

Quality player and unlike Crouch, this man is actually properly good on the ground and in the air. He ripped Real Madrid to shreds this season this year. But as long as we have crouch, we dont need him. I'd sell crouch and get this guy in any time.

[Assassin]

I'd be suicidal if we ever signed the ****er.

If it happens our only hope is a mercy killing

[tomasjj]

He is just like Heskey, as others have pointed out.

Nowhere near good enough for us.

[desertscouser]

Quality player and unlike Crouch, this man is actually properly good on the ground and in the air. He ripped Real Madrid to shreds this season this year. But as long as we have crouch, we dont need him. I'd sell crouch and get this guy in any time.

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

****ing cart horse.

[Assassin]

Quality player and unlike Crouch, this man is actually properly good on the ground and in the air. He ripped Real Madrid to shreds this season this year. But as long as we have crouch, we dont need him. I'd sell crouch and get this guy in any time.

Any chance of you telling us what substances you use for hallicinatory purposes

[saj]

Quality player and unlike Crouch, this man is actually properly good on the ground and in the air. He ripped Real Madrid to shreds this season this year. But as long as we have crouch, we dont need him. I'd sell crouch and get this guy in any time.

I take this back! Just remember he's got BEEF with our Riise. Something happened between the two. Seriously though, he aint that bad a player. He's not what we need really.