Care for Carew?

[Shaggy]

Quality player and unlike Crouch, this man is actually properly good on the ground and in the air. He ripped Real Madrid to shreds this season this year. But as long as we have crouch, we dont need him. I'd sell crouch and get this guy in any time.

Oh, you were serious.

Everybody rants and raves about that bloody performance against Real Madrid. Yes, he was fantastic, but have you bothered watching him at all over the previous three years? ****ing ****e time and time again. ****e. I don't want a striker who plays like Maradona once every 12 months, and for the rest of the time plays like Trevor Benjamin. No thanks.

[saj]

Any chance of you telling us what substances you use for hallicinatory purposes

After Saturday and Tuesday, my mind has been playing tricks on me and has cause me to hallucinate involuntarily on a frequent basis. I keep getting flashbacks of Dudek diving at nothing - think I'm suffering from post traumatic stress disorder which has caused symptoms of hallucinations leading me to believe that players are better than what they are.

[Shaggy]

After Saturday and Tuesday, my mind has been playing tricks on me and has cause me to hallucinate involuntarily on a frequent basis. I keep getting flashbacks of Dudek diving at nothing - think I'm suffering from post traumatic stress disorder which has caused symptoms of hallucinations leading me to believe that players are better than what they are.

[saj]

Oh, you were serious.

Everybody rants and raves about that bloody performance against Real Madrid. Yes, he was fantastic, but have you bothered watching him at all over the previous three years? ****ing ****e time and time again. ****e. I don't want a striker who plays like Maradona once every 12 months, and for the rest of the time plays like Trevor Benjamin. No thanks.

We've already got a few players like that at the moment- Crouch springs to mind... Maybe we should move for Ade Akinbiyi

[El Jefecito]

wonder if JAR has been tapping him up for us

JAR and him are not big friends. They apparently got into a fist fight during a training session.

[Shaggy]

We've already got a few players like that at the moment- Crouch springs to mind... Maybe we should move for Ade Akinbiyi

Harsh, very, very harsh. In fact, wrong. Very, very wrong.

[saj]

JAR and him are not big friends. They apparently got into a fist fight during a training session.

This is true. Personally, despite Carew's height - I reckon Riise could take him. You've seen how far he can throw the ball. Just imagine how hard his punch is? He might struggle to reach his face but one left hander to the big mans right testicle would bring (I'm sure) a tear to his eye and cause him to admit defeat ahould an epic battle between the 2 commence again.

[Assassin]

After Saturday and Tuesday, my mind has been playing tricks on me and has cause me to hallucinate involuntarily on a frequent basis. I keep getting flashbacks of Dudek diving at nothing - think I'm suffering from post traumatic stress disorder which has caused symptoms of hallucinations leading me to believe that players are better than what they are.

FLMAO

Breaking news!!! The world is bracing itself against the latest and most addicitve drug ever to be produced, known on the street as "The Dude"

[Assassin]

JAR and him are not big friends. They apparently got into a fist fight during a training session.

There is bad blood between them, "the fight" was more like bitch slapping

[saj]

Harsh, very, very harsh. In fact, wrong. Very, very wrong.

Sorry! Maybe we should get Jason Lee (formerly of Nottingham Forrest) out of retirement... I was joking by the way, being sarcastic.

[Shaggy]

Sorry! Maybe we should get Jason Lee (formerly of Nottingham Forrest) out of retirement... I was joking by the way, being sarcastic.

Jason Lee hasn't retired, he's still missing chances galore in the lower leagues.

[saj]

FLMAO

Breaking news!!! The world is bracing itself against the latest and most addicitve drug ever to be produced, known on the street as "The Dude"

What if you took "The Dude" drug and you were a manager. Considering the Janaury transfer window is open and the main symptom of the drug being "hallucinations leading to a belief that players are better than what they are", just think of the damage you'd do? The players you'd sign?

This drug (I sincerely believe) could end World Peace and cause havoc on every corner on god's green planet. We as Liverpool supporters are all at risk.

[Red_Al_77]

I don't want a target man. It makes the team predictable. Computer says nooooooo!

[saj]

Jason Lee hasn't retired, he's still missing chances galore in the lower leagues.

You're a funny guy a legend in the making for knowing the whereabouts of that man! Our Jason Lee is incredible. Skinner and Baddiel had a theory on their show Fantasy Football that Pele was **** and Jason Lee was better than him.

They sang a song regularly, "Peleeee, Pele was ****e. Even worse than Jason Lee"

[kopdan]

he only knows because he's probably seen him on FM2007(illegal)