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    #31
    Originally posted by saj View Post
    Quality player and unlike Crouch, this man is actually properly good on the ground and in the air. He ripped Real Madrid to shreds this season this year. But as long as we have crouch, we dont need him. I'd sell crouch and get this guy in any time.


    Oh, you were serious.

    Everybody rants and raves about that bloody performance against Real Madrid. Yes, he was fantastic, but have you bothered watching him at all over the previous three years? ****ing ****e time and time again. ****e. I don't want a striker who plays like Maradona once every 12 months, and for the rest of the time plays like Trevor Benjamin. No thanks.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #32
      Originally posted by Arsonfire View Post
      Any chance of you telling us what substances you use for hallicinatory purposes
      After Saturday and Tuesday, my mind has been playing tricks on me and has cause me to hallucinate involuntarily on a frequent basis. I keep getting flashbacks of Dudek diving at nothing - think I'm suffering from post traumatic stress disorder which has caused symptoms of hallucinations leading me to believe that players are better than what they are.
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        #33
        Originally posted by saj View Post
        After Saturday and Tuesday, my mind has been playing tricks on me and has cause me to hallucinate involuntarily on a frequent basis. I keep getting flashbacks of Dudek diving at nothing - think I'm suffering from post traumatic stress disorder which has caused symptoms of hallucinations leading me to believe that players are better than what they are.


        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #34
          Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


          Oh, you were serious.

          Everybody rants and raves about that bloody performance against Real Madrid. Yes, he was fantastic, but have you bothered watching him at all over the previous three years? ****ing ****e time and time again. ****e. I don't want a striker who plays like Maradona once every 12 months, and for the rest of the time plays like Trevor Benjamin. No thanks.
          We've already got a few players like that at the moment- Crouch springs to mind... Maybe we should move for Ade Akinbiyi
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            #35
            Originally posted by kopdan View Post
            wonder if JAR has been tapping him up for us
            JAR and him are not big friends. They apparently got into a fist fight during a training session.
            The Crushing Machine MKII

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              #36
              Originally posted by saj View Post
              We've already got a few players like that at the moment- Crouch springs to mind... Maybe we should move for Ade Akinbiyi


              Harsh, very, very harsh. In fact, wrong. Very, very wrong.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #37
                Originally posted by SpeedyG View Post
                JAR and him are not big friends. They apparently got into a fist fight during a training session.
                This is true. Personally, despite Carew's height - I reckon Riise could take him. You've seen how far he can throw the ball. Just imagine how hard his punch is? He might struggle to reach his face but one left hander to the big mans right testicle would bring (I'm sure) a tear to his eye and cause him to admit defeat ahould an epic battle between the 2 commence again.
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by saj View Post
                  After Saturday and Tuesday, my mind has been playing tricks on me and has cause me to hallucinate involuntarily on a frequent basis. I keep getting flashbacks of Dudek diving at nothing - think I'm suffering from post traumatic stress disorder which has caused symptoms of hallucinations leading me to believe that players are better than what they are.
                  FLMAO

                  Breaking news!!! The world is bracing itself against the latest and most addicitve drug ever to be produced, known on the street as "The Dude"

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SpeedyG View Post
                    JAR and him are not big friends. They apparently got into a fist fight during a training session.
                    There is bad blood between them, "the fight" was more like bitch slapping

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


                      Harsh, very, very harsh. In fact, wrong. Very, very wrong.
                      Sorry! Maybe we should get Jason Lee (formerly of Nottingham Forrest) out of retirement... I was joking by the way, being sarcastic.
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                        #41
                        Originally posted by saj View Post
                        Sorry! Maybe we should get Jason Lee (formerly of Nottingham Forrest) out of retirement... I was joking by the way, being sarcastic.
                        Jason Lee hasn't retired, he's still missing chances galore in the lower leagues.
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                          #42
                          Originally posted by Arsonfire View Post
                          FLMAO

                          Breaking news!!! The world is bracing itself against the latest and most addicitve drug ever to be produced, known on the street as "The Dude"
                          What if you took "The Dude" drug and you were a manager. Considering the Janaury transfer window is open and the main symptom of the drug being "hallucinations leading to a belief that players are better than what they are", just think of the damage you'd do? The players you'd sign?

                          This drug (I sincerely believe) could end World Peace and cause havoc on every corner on god's green planet. We as Liverpool supporters are all at risk.
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                            #43
                            I don't want a target man. It makes the team predictable. Computer says nooooooo!

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                              Jason Lee hasn't retired, he's still missing chances galore in the lower leagues.
                              You're a funny guy a legend in the making for knowing the whereabouts of that man! Our Jason Lee is incredible. Skinner and Baddiel had a theory on their show Fantasy Football that Pele was **** and Jason Lee was better than him.

                              They sang a song regularly, "Peleeee, Pele was ****e. Even worse than Jason Lee"
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                                #45
                                he only knows because he's probably seen him on FM2007(illegal)
                                "What's your favourite Beatles album then?"
                                "I think I'd have to say....Best of the Beatles"

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