Number of female fans set to plumet..

[Tom]

I'm all for having pug-uglies. Our greatest eras were staffed by such hideous trolls as Tommy Smith, Phil Thomson, David Fairclough, Ian Rush etc.

The uglier the better IMHO.

[mark1975]

Yeah, maybe we're moving away from this 'too nice' thing now, the likes of Morientes for one.. bad boys and trolls are the future! Shame the likes of Crouch are not of the same quality of a Rush or a Fairclough..

Carra is very much the new Tommy Smith though, maybe not as agressive, but almost as ugly.

[Mumsafan]

Carra is quite sexy in a "bit of rough" type of way

[mark1975]

Yeah maybe I was a bit harsh on Jamie there, I'm sure he'd have a fair few ladies weak at the knees, well, until he opened his squeeky gob anyway

[Tom]

I'd say that crouch was equal to Fairclough in the "god, he looks bizzare" catagory.

[Mumsafan]

Yeah maybe I was a bit harsh on Jamie there, I'm sure he'd have a fair few ladies weak at the knees, well, until he opened his squeeky gob anyway

he sounds better than Beckham

[Shanks65]

We still have Pepe, JAR, Xabi, Gonzales, Gerrard, Garcia etc though don't we so that'll do for me

Surely JAR goes into the BOBFOC category though, Sara!

[Mumsafan]

The what category? He has the best six pack in the Prem!

[Ryan]

The what category? He has the best six pack in the Prem!

Micah Richards wins that award I'm afraid.

[Shanks65]

The what category? He has the best six pack in the Prem!

Body off Baywatch.
Face off Crimewatch.

Surely you've heard of that!!

Maybe it's only used when men describe women

[Mumsafan]

How would you know? You're a bloke. When have they ever had any idea about what women like?

[Mumsafan]

Body off Baywatch.
Face off Crimewatch.

Surely you've heard of that!!

Maybe it's only used when men describe women

Have heard it yeah. Bless him

[Peter Delvechio]

Who's the best looking out of that bunch?

It'd have to be Bellamy, wouldn't it?

Christ, the very idea of Bellamy being "best looking" anything is astonishing. We really are 'through the looking-glass' here people.

[FowlerLeftFoot]

Cant believe that Gary Neville is not mentioned at all when you are talking about man utd!!!!!!!!

[danielle]

How would you know? You're a bloke. When have they ever had any idea about what women like?

Most men can't work out what women don't like, I can't see them managing to work out just what it is we do like.

And, no, it doesn't have anything to do with the fact we change our minds every now and again.