Number of female fans set to plumet..

[kerfuffle]

Fowler
Kuyt
Crouch
Bellamy

Jesus, that has to be the ugliest front 4 in Premiership history.. Arsenal have Henry, Chelsea have Crespo, United have Solskjaer.. Oh.

Dont leave pennant out, he's no fcuking oil painting either.

[gee]

Most men can't work out what women don't like, I can't see them managing to work out just what it is we do like.

We're too busy watching telly and pretending we're listening to you to work out anything...

And, no, it doesn't have anything to do with the fact we change our minds every now and again.

Some more often than their knickers!