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    #1

    If you were a pro and signed for Everton

    Do you think you'd always give 100%? Would you be tempted to misplace a few passes and score the odd own goal?

    Just reading the Kenny piece saying he's a Rangers fan and wondered how you'd get past that inbred hatrid?
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    #2
    Absolutely not!

    But then again i'd probably not sign for them.

    What Kenny piece?
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      #3
      tempting as it would be I dont think I would.But one thing that I couldnt do would be to kiss that ****ty badge of theirs (a la Lampshade) that would make me retch.


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        #4
        Originally posted by Bob View Post
        Absolutely not!

        But then again i'd probably not sign for them.

        What Kenny piece?

        http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=12885

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          #5
          Originally posted by Scaramanga View Post
          http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=12885
          Cheers buddy. Very good read that.
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            #6
            If I was **** enough for them to sign me I would suspect I wouldn't need to try and sabotage their efforts.
            "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
            -- William Blake

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              #7
              Originally posted by Scaramanga View Post
              Do you think you'd always give 100%? Would you be tempted to misplace a few passes and score the odd own goal?

              Just reading the Kenny piece saying he's a Rangers fan and wondered how you'd get past that inbred hatrid?
              If you love the sport and want a carreer, you would give 100% no matter where you played.
              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                #8
                Originally posted by dww View Post
                If I was **** enough for them to sign me I would suspect I wouldn't need to try and sabotage their efforts.
                true.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Scaramanga View Post
                  Do you think you'd always give 100%? Would you be tempted to misplace a few passes and score the odd own goal?

                  Just reading the Kenny piece saying he's a Rangers fan and wondered how you'd get past that inbred hatrid?

                  The question of your feelings towards a club would only arise when it comes to joining the club in the first place, not after you've joined.
                  That's the most difficult decision. The professional game is full of examples of this happening (look at all our ex-players who were Bluenoses as kids)
                  When you're young, the most important thing is to become a footballer in the first place. That's dream number one.
                  Once the decision has been made to join a particular team, and you are a pro, as you said, of course you would give 100%. I don't see how anyone could give anything other than 100% in a game of football tbh. But hey, that's just me.
                  Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                    #10
                    If any of you ****ers were offered 100K a year (so 2K a week) to play for Everton or Man U when you were 17-18 you'd take it up in an instant - assuming Liverpool weren't interested.
                    Quote of the year :

                    "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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                      #11
                      If I was a pro and I had signed for Everton i would know my career was going down the toilet
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                        #12
                        If Everton offered me a contract today I would glady tell them to **** off - no money would compensate my hatred of them - they broke my tv

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eth View Post
                          If Everton offered me a contract today I would glady tell them to **** off - no money would compensate my hatred of them - they broke my tv
                          With the 100K a year you could buy many new TVs
                          Quote of the year :

                          "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by disco View Post
                            With the 100K a year you could buy many new TVs
                            =SUM(****ff)

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                              #15
                              It's about professional pride. Anyone lacking it and willing to sabotage the efforts of their team should not be playing competitive sports.
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