Ticket Prices With New Owners

[rushscored4]

Where so I fit in there?

32 pound, hygienically challenged

I was gonna mention Scandies but I've decided you qualify as locals as nobody can understand either of us...

Also, I forgot to mention Fat Geordies. They will have to pay £5 in advance and £30 a year for details on how to get into the ground (otherwise known as "insider information") although there is a discount for cash...

[rushscored4]

I think I've screwed up there. My ticket will cost me £125...

& £150 for Mancs eh Rushy?

Now then boys and girls, remember it's always a good idea to read all the replies...

[REDSCOUSER]

Also, I forgot to mention Fat Geordies. They will have to pay £5 in advance and £30 a year for details on how to get into the ground (otherwise known as "insider information") although there is a discount for cash...

do they get a free book published in 2020 as well for a fiver

[tomasjj]

not quite

bald
gay accountant
and drink strongbow

oh.. i thought wooly, gay and strongbow, but then I remembered something about cardiff.

bald? are you trying to pass as Kaip now?

[tomasjj]

do they get a free book published in 2020 as well for a fiver

Down payment annually, please send SAE to Fat Angry Sod...Scarborough etc. etc...

[Rocket]

bald? are you trying to pass as Kaip now?

my hairline gets higher up all the time

but i'm not quite like zidane yet

[tomasjj]

I was gonna mention Scandies but I've decided you qualify as locals as nobody can understand either of us...

That is a good line there, pal.*










*Pal has replaced mate since yesterday.

[tomasjj]

my hairline gets higher up all the time

but i'm not quite like zidane yet

I am.

[Kaip]

How about the following prices?

Juniors, OAPs and Locals (aka 'The Unwaged'): £25

People from the rest of the North West & Yorkshire (aka 'Woolybacks'): £30

The Oirish, Gogs, Sweaties and other hygienically challenged fans: £32

Cockneys and snobs from Cheshire and Surrey: £35

Bald people: £40

Small Gay Welsh Junior Accountants: £45

Fat people: £50

Wurzels and anybody caught with a straw in their mouth or found drinking Strongbow: £60

How much for a lovely fella from Ebbw

[Rocket]

How much for a lovely fella from Ebbw

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[rushscored4]

How much for a lovely fella from Ebbw

OAP + Bald + Fat = £115...

[Kaip]

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Awwwwwww bless

[Red_hot]

Awwwwwww bless

Awwwwwwwwww bless.

[Kaip]

OAP + Bald + Fat = £115...

Looks at date of birth............bugger

looks at belly..............bugger

rubs the top of my head..............looking good

[alunevans]

I've had my season ticket 20 years , but with 2 kids , a mortgage and a joint take home income of less than £22k I'll be struggling to justify the money spent on a season ticket if it got too much higher.

I'm a 4th generation match goer in my family and I realise that expecting that and my locality to the ground to give me some degree of favouritism is blatant parochialism that I would be uncomfortable with , but I think the club would detach itself too much from whence it came if the likes of myself are barred from the match by price.

You've already lost a lot of the local kids who can't afford it and the low waged who haven't got credit cards and I think to lose a large chunk of the rest would be a step too far

Indeed. If the prices went up much further it'd be hard to justify the price. The match shouldn't be priced so high that its regarded as a "super luxury".

So far, this is my only concern with the takeover. I hope they realise the nature of the community that the club is from.