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    I'm just imagining what it would have been like at Goodison last night...

    A last minute defeat from a goal scored by Jermaine Jenas, the most useless England international ever, and as the Blues fans trudge away at the final whistle, the tannoy announcer goes:

    'Full time score from the Nou Camp: Barcelona 1 Liverpool..........2'



    I got a taxi home last night and the driver said he'd been picking up some very angry Blues from Goodison!
    Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
    John Updike

    My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
    George Gillett

    #2
    ****ing hilarious isn't it.

    That Martin Samuel load of bollocks was emailed to me and a bunch of mates by a Bluenose. Just said "this is a really good article". Not a ****ing peep about last night, either their defeat or our great win - and this c**t is ALWAYS first in there when we lose, or when they win, or when they get a 'famous' 0-0 draw at our place. God I hate Bitters. They KNOW we're laughing at them today.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      poor little club and their bitter fans

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        #4
        But, 1, 2, 3, 4....NO! Don't count them.

        Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
        John Updike

        My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
        George Gillett

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          #5
          Originally posted by jonesie23 View Post
          A last minute defeat from a goal scored by Jermaine Jenas, the most useless England international ever, and as the Blues fans trudge away at the final whistle, the tannoy announcer goes:

          'Full time score from the Nou Camp: Barcelona 1 Liverpool..........2'



          I got a taxi home last night and the driver said he'd been picking up some very angry Blues from Goodison!
          Lifes great isn't it?!

          The Glorious Revolution continues and Gollom is booed off and shown up for what he really is..... a poor manager!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
            ****ing hilarious isn't it.

            That Martin Samuel load of bollocks was emailed to me and a bunch of mates by a Bluenose. Just said "this is a really good article". Not a ****ing peep about last night, either their defeat or our great win - and this c**t is ALWAYS first in there when we lose, or when they win, or when they get a 'famous' 0-0 draw at our place. God I hate Bitters. They KNOW we're laughing at them today.
            I sent my mate the picture of that banner that was posted yesterday, the reply was hillarious

            "I can't believe i've just had to delete a tune from my phone to download that ****in horrible picture you sent me. I felt like settin fire to my fone when i saw it"

            so i replied, So glad i could be of assistance, you lot need bringing down a peg or two

            The next response was what you'd expect from a bitter

            Just like you ****s tonight you mean. Overhyped TOSSERS

            Oh how i laughed
            We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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              #7


              Been in touch with him today?
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


                Been in touch with him today?
                Yeah i gave him a lift into work this morning, i've never seen anyone try to change the subject as much before
                We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by jonesie23 View Post
                  A last minute defeat from a goal scored by Jermaine Jenas, the most useless England international ever, and as the Blues fans trudge away at the final whistle, the tannoy announcer goes:

                  'Full time score from the Nou Camp: Barcelona 1 Liverpool..........2'
                  They would have already known as our match finished fifteen minutes earlier...
                  There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by rushscored4 View Post
                    They would have already known as our match finished fifteen minutes earlier...
                    If they spent the last 15 minutes of their match being preoccupied by our result then they really are small time,
                    White liquid in a bottle = Milk

                    Purslow = C*nt

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dhavlos View Post
                      If they spent the last 15 minutes of their match being preoccupied by our result then they really are small time,
                      You say that like you expect anything else from them.
                      You learn nothing reading signatures.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rushscored4 View Post
                        They would have already known as our match finished fifteen minutes earlier...
                        My mate said he was at Goodison and they announced the first goal, which received resounding cheers and applause. But that they conveniently forgot to mention the 2 that we scored later on. Hilarious.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by NICKZS View Post
                          My mate said he was at Goodison and they announced the first goal, which received resounding cheers and applause. But that they conveniently forgot to mention the 2 that we scored later on. Hilarious.


                          They are a truly pitiful bunch.
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #14
                            Did anyone hear spoony on 606 last night, spoony actually had to step in and defend Beattie against a tirade of abuse by a fan, "no talent", "just not good enough", surprised that spoony just didn't agree actually!
                            http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by lfc4ever View Post
                              Did anyone hear spoony on 606 last night, spoony actually had to step in and defend Beattie against a tirade of abuse by a fan, "no talent", "just not good enough", surprised that spoony just didn't agree actually!
                              He would have been well within his rights to looking at those statements.

                              There are always certain players which bluenoses seem to have carte-blanche to slag off. Beattie, Naysmith, Davies (when he was there), Wright, for example. I know these are all really **** players but some of the vitriol that the ****e spout about them is dispicable considering that they are Everton players. Ah well, I suppose they need a scapegoat or 5.

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