Mascherano Songs

[lfc4ever]

(The Goodies Funky Gibbon)

Do do do the Mascherano (Mascherano?)
We are here to show you how.
Ooo Ooo Ooo
Do do do the Mascherano (Mascherano?)
He's just like you,
So, come on, Do
The Mascherano Nowwwww.

[zimbo]

To the tune of ‘Yellow’ by Coldplay:

Look at his face, an enigmatic scar,
Hair cut by Beardsley’s ma,
And he’s called Masher.

At Upton Park, his progress was abated,
Transfer unnecessarily complicated,
And he’s called Masher.

But now – he’s learning to speak Scouse,
He’ll buy – a Birkdale Georgian house,
Sold us his soul like some wild Pampas Faust lad
- I hear he’s not too bad.



I think it could catch on.

[Shaggy]

To the tune of ‘Yellow’ by Coldplay:

Look at his face, an enigmatic scar,
Hair cut by Beardsley’s ma,
And he’s called Masher.

At Upton Park, his progress was abated,
Transfer unnecessarily complicated,
And he’s called Masher.

But now – he’s learning to speak Scouse,
He’ll buy – a Birkdale Georgian house,
Sold us his soul like some wild Pampas Faust lad
- I hear he’s not too bad.



I think it could catch on.

I just love the natural flow to this bit:

At Upton Park, his progress was abated,
Transfer unnecessarily complicated,

[zimbo]

I just love the natural flow to this bit:

It's all in the delivery.

[Maestro]

To the tune of ‘Yellow’ by Coldplay:

Look at his face, an enigmatic scar,
Hair cut by Beardsley’s ma,
And he’s called Masher.

At Upton Park, his progress was abated,
Transfer unnecessarily complicated,
And he’s called Masher.

But now – he’s learning to speak Scouse,
He’ll buy – a Birkdale Georgian house,
Sold us his soul like some wild Pampas Faust lad
- I hear he’s not too bad.



I think it could catch on.

The best effort since my one earlier.

[Shaggy]

Does he have a scar on his face? Not thinking of Tevez? Or are they the Argie Scarface twins?

[zimbo]

Does he have a scar on his face? Not thinking of Tevez? Or are they the Argie Scarface twins?

Actually, I don't think he has.

But I think he would suit one.


Call it artistic license!

[Shaggy]

Actually, I don't think he has.

But I think he would suit one.


Call it artistic license!

Fine by me!

[MARTINOZ]

Just sing the theme tune from MASH .

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

[Mattshark]

Just sing the theme tune from MASH .

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

He might feel hurt if we sing suicide is painless at him.

[Farside]

Mascherano, Mascherano to the tune of Riders in the Sky

[MARTINOZ]

To the tune of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas :

Javier's a merry little scouser
Playing at Anfield
Picking out the perfect pass for Dirk Kuyt
Javier's a merry little scouser now .