Have you ever heard this sung???

[Maestro]

name dropper

3 posts, and that's the best you can come up with?

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name dropper

moi? as if.....never even mentioned about being with phil neal earlier in the day.....oh

[Jack D Rips]

talking of chants, loved this one.........was out with colin murray last week watching the barca game and we were all singing our liverpool songs.....anyway some knobheads started singing the sign on, u will never get a job chant. Colin stands up and starts singing i earn 1million a yr......put the dickheads in there place!!!!

Who is Colin Murray

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Who is Colin Murray

radio 1 DJ, massive red

[anfieldanfield]

Forest fans the other day chanting at a dodgy women linesman...

'We agree...we agree...we agree with Mike Newelllllll'

HAHAHA

Quality.

[Shaggy]

[rushscored4]

I remember on the coach to the Ataturk Stadium we were all singing the Jaap Stam song:

BIG JAAP STAM IS AN UGGERLY MAN
COULDN'T PULL A BIRD IN THE GRAFT-ON
HE'S GOT NO HAIR, HE'S AN UGGERLY ****
**** OFF JAAP STAM!!

[JohnOK]

I love funny chants even if they're sung at us:

The Wigan fans singing to Djibril Cisse after his run in with his wife was excellent:

"He hit her five times
He hit her five times
Djibril Cisse
He hit her five times"

[alunevans]

According to Nuts magazine (yeah, i know), this is a chant we apparently sing. It's featured in their 'Best Chants of the Season' thingy...

Now i'm at every home game and about half the aways, and i've honestly never heard it once.

To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance' (or to the uncultured lot, the same tune as the 'F*ck off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history' song):

Dirk Kuyt is f*cking ugly,
Hit every branch on the ugly tree,
Like Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy,
Dirk Kuyt's boss but he's f*cking ugly!


Not bad actually, i didnt think...but as i said, i've not heard it before.

Has anyone here heard it or are Nuts talking...well, nuts?

Never heard it.

[marcgerard]

I have seen it on another web site, but I have never heard it sung at Anfield. I suppose it might have been sung at away games but if it has it has nt taken off in any big way.

[samo]

According to Nuts magazine (yeah, i know), this is a chant we apparently sing. It's featured in their 'Best Chants of the Season' thingy...

Now i'm at every home game and about half the aways, and i've honestly never heard it once.

To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance' (or to the uncultured lot, the same tune as the 'F*ck off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history' song):

Dirk Kuyt is f*cking ugly,
Hit every branch on the ugly tree,
Like Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy,
Dirk Kuyt's boss but he's f*cking ugly!


Not bad actually, i didnt think...but as i said, i've not heard it before.

Has anyone here heard it or are Nuts talking...well, nuts?

it was on one of the forums when we 1st signed him. i've never heard it sung.