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Carlsberg don't do CL finals! if they did, it would never be better than this!!!Originally posted by nobbylad View PostPlay the Scum in the final.
Robbie Fowler hat-trick, one from a pen that Carra wins in the box after Neville fouls him. In the enusing melee, Carra ****s Neville so hard in the face, he breaks his nose, jaw and eye socket. None of the match officials see it, it's not picked up on any cameras and as Neville's head snaps backwards under the full force of Carra's fist, he accidentally clashes heads with Ronaldo, splattering his nose across his face too.
Later in the game, Stevie G slides into Scholes with a perfectly timed tackle, winning the ball but also sending the dirty ginger gee bag careering into Fergie, who chokes to death on a 4 inch ball of chewy which blocks his windpipe.
The following season we go onto win the Prem, winning at Old Trafford to put us mathematically beyond the reach of anyone else, with the last home game at Anfield against the Chavs, who's billionaire owner has just been tried and found guilty of a number of offences relating to money laundering and other corporate fraud, leaving the club saddled with debts of £1/2 billion.

(OK - apart from Fergie dying, I'd like it all to happen)The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Pulp Fiction
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I just want any final in which we win it. I couldnt care less who we beat.
Preferably it wouldn't be against an English side either.
Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves. How many teams get to 2 finals in 3 years, never mind win it 2 out of 3?White liquid in a bottle = Milk
Purslow = C*nt
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Ah such an easy question for me.
IF we beat Barca then this is the ideal route.
QF
Chelsea - average task
1-0 win away
3-0 at home
SF
Arsenal - easier still
Two 3 nil wins to deny the North London tramps the chance of glory
Final
Man U
Win 2-1 having come from behind with a Robbie Fowler classic strike in the last minute of injury time to win it.
Its how it happens in my dreams
Are you the Judean People's Front?
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Has to be beating united 1-0 in the final. gary neville scoring a 30 yard comedy own goal in the 6th minute of injury time to win no.6
Neville is so mercilessly barracked by the liverpool fans that he wades in - gets ****ted to within an inch of his life then gets band for a year for jumping in in the first place.
This scenario makes me feel a bit light headed....
....or again we play united - perhaps coming back from a goal down with 30 seconds left to win 2-1 (fowler brace) after being played off the park.
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Er Liverpool. 3 times in 5 years if memory serves me correctlyOriginally posted by Dhavlos View PostI just want any final in which we win it. I couldnt care less who we beat.
Preferably it wouldn't be against an English side either.
Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves. How many teams get to 2 finals in 3 years, never mind win it 2 out of 3?
Are you the Judean People's Front?
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Indeed, but I mean in the modern Champions League era? No team has retained the trophy since Milan in late 80s, and only Madrid have won it on anything like a recurring basis in that time in 1998, 2000 and 2002.Originally posted by Spionkop69 View PostEr Liverpool. 3 times in 5 years if memory serves me correctly
White liquid in a bottle = Milk
Purslow = C*nt
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Sure, but I serioulsy think I wouldnt be able to watch such a final.Originally posted by Mr Tourette View Postlet yourself dream....come on, you can do it, just imagine Neville's expression when the final whistle goes and weve beaten them.....
I would be too nervous.--== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--
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