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    #16
    Originally posted by nobbylad View Post
    Play the Scum in the final.

    Robbie Fowler hat-trick, one from a pen that Carra wins in the box after Neville fouls him. In the enusing melee, Carra ****s Neville so hard in the face, he breaks his nose, jaw and eye socket. None of the match officials see it, it's not picked up on any cameras and as Neville's head snaps backwards under the full force of Carra's fist, he accidentally clashes heads with Ronaldo, splattering his nose across his face too.

    Later in the game, Stevie G slides into Scholes with a perfectly timed tackle, winning the ball but also sending the dirty ginger gee bag careering into Fergie, who chokes to death on a 4 inch ball of chewy which blocks his windpipe.

    The following season we go onto win the Prem, winning at Old Trafford to put us mathematically beyond the reach of anyone else, with the last home game at Anfield against the Chavs, who's billionaire owner has just been tried and found guilty of a number of offences relating to money laundering and other corporate fraud, leaving the club saddled with debts of £1/2 billion.



    (OK - apart from Fergie dying, I'd like it all to happen)



    Il go with what he said


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      #17
      Originally posted by nobbylad View Post
      Play the Scum in the final.

      Robbie Fowler hat-trick, one from a pen that Carra wins in the box after Neville fouls him. In the enusing melee, Carra ****s Neville so hard in the face, he breaks his nose, jaw and eye socket. None of the match officials see it, it's not picked up on any cameras and as Neville's head snaps backwards under the full force of Carra's fist, he accidentally clashes heads with Ronaldo, splattering his nose across his face too.

      Later in the game, Stevie G slides into Scholes with a perfectly timed tackle, winning the ball but also sending the dirty ginger gee bag careering into Fergie, who chokes to death on a 4 inch ball of chewy which blocks his windpipe.

      The following season we go onto win the Prem, winning at Old Trafford to put us mathematically beyond the reach of anyone else, with the last home game at Anfield against the Chavs, who's billionaire owner has just been tried and found guilty of a number of offences relating to money laundering and other corporate fraud, leaving the club saddled with debts of £1/2 billion.



      (OK - apart from Fergie dying, I'd like it all to happen)
      Carlsberg don't do CL finals! if they did, it would never be better than this!!!
      The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Pulp Fiction

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        #18
        Fantasy or not, how many finals have we beaten the scum in. I dont want to be anywhere near them
        "With Ron Yeats in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal."

        Bill Shankly

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          #19
          I just want any final in which we win it. I couldnt care less who we beat.

          Preferably it wouldn't be against an English side either.

          Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves. How many teams get to 2 finals in 3 years, never mind win it 2 out of 3?
          White liquid in a bottle = Milk

          Purslow = C*nt

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            #20
            Ah such an easy question for me.

            IF we beat Barca then this is the ideal route.

            QF
            Chelsea - average task
            1-0 win away
            3-0 at home

            SF
            Arsenal - easier still
            Two 3 nil wins to deny the North London tramps the chance of glory

            Final
            Man U
            Win 2-1 having come from behind with a Robbie Fowler classic strike in the last minute of injury time to win it.

            Its how it happens in my dreams
            Are you the Judean People's Front?

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              #21
              Has to be beating united 1-0 in the final. gary neville scoring a 30 yard comedy own goal in the 6th minute of injury time to win no.6

              Neville is so mercilessly barracked by the liverpool fans that he wades in - gets ****ted to within an inch of his life then gets band for a year for jumping in in the first place.

              This scenario makes me feel a bit light headed....

              ....or again we play united - perhaps coming back from a goal down with 30 seconds left to win 2-1 (fowler brace) after being played off the park.

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                #22
                Originally posted by Dhavlos View Post
                I just want any final in which we win it. I couldnt care less who we beat.

                Preferably it wouldn't be against an English side either.

                Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves. How many teams get to 2 finals in 3 years, never mind win it 2 out of 3?
                Er Liverpool. 3 times in 5 years if memory serves me correctly
                Are you the Judean People's Front?

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                  #23
                  I hope we don't meet Chelsea or Manu.
                  I couldnt stand losing to any of them in a final.
                  --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
                    I hope we don't meet Chelsea or Manu.
                    I couldnt stand losing to any of them in a final.
                    let yourself dream....come on, you can do it, just imagine Neville's expression when the final whistle goes and weve beaten them.....

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                      #25
                      United in the final.How good would it be winning number 6 while at the same time stopping them winning their third and Wino Alex's second.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Spionkop69 View Post
                        Er Liverpool. 3 times in 5 years if memory serves me correctly
                        Indeed, but I mean in the modern Champions League era? No team has retained the trophy since Milan in late 80s, and only Madrid have won it on anything like a recurring basis in that time in 1998, 2000 and 2002.
                        White liquid in a bottle = Milk

                        Purslow = C*nt

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
                          I hope we don't meet Chelsea or Manu.
                          I couldnt stand losing to any of them in a final.
                          Agree, losing to the mancs in the final would be utter hell.

                          I hope Chelsea draw the mancs in the next round.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Mr Tourette View Post
                            let yourself dream....come on, you can do it, just imagine Neville's expression when the final whistle goes and weve beaten them.....
                            Sure, but I serioulsy think I wouldnt be able to watch such a final.
                            I would be too nervous.
                            --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
                              Sure, but I serioulsy think I wouldnt be able to watch such a final.
                              I would be too nervous.
                              Can you imagine 40,000 mancs and 40,000 Liverpool fans clashing in Athens.

                              It would kick off big time I reckon.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by anfieldanfield View Post
                                Can you imagine 40,000 mancs and 40,000 Liverpool fans clashing in Athens.

                                It would kick off big time I reckon.
                                With trigger happy Greek Police?
                                Messy.
                                --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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