CL final of your choice

[shiney]

Liverpool v Arsenal

6-3 to Liverpool

[Morph]

why would anyone want to meet an english side in european cup final, I can't think of anything more dull, we play them enough in domestic cometitions. A team like Inter or Real if we get past Barca would be good. Stamp our authority on euro football, we get enough chances to play the english sides through the season anyway.

[Taffy]

Play the Scum in the final.

Robbie Fowler hat-trick, one from a pen that Carra wins in the box after Neville fouls him. In the enusing melee, Carra ****s Neville so hard in the face, he breaks his nose, jaw and eye socket. None of the match officials see it, it's not picked up on any cameras and as Neville's head snaps backwards under the full force of Carra's fist, he accidentally clashes heads with Ronaldo, splattering his nose across his face too.

Later in the game, Stevie G slides into Scholes with a perfectly timed tackle, winning the ball but also sending the dirty ginger gee bag careering into Fergie, who chokes to death on a 4 inch ball of chewy which blocks his windpipe.

The following season we go onto win the Prem, winning at Old Trafford to put us mathematically beyond the reach of anyone else, with the last home game at Anfield against the Chavs, who's billionaire owner has just been tried and found guilty of a number of offences relating to money laundering and other corporate fraud, leaving the club saddled with debts of £1/2 billion.



(OK - apart from Fergie dying, I'd like it all to happen)

Of course, I wouldn't like to comment and give us the kiss of death!

[Marky]

United in the final.How good would it be winning number 6 while at the same time stopping them winning their third and Wino Alex's second.

I don't think my heart could take a Liverpool, Man U final,
****ting them? Understatement of the century.
Would be absolute torture from start to finish.

[jonesie]

Seeing as I've got a bet on a Liverpool v Inter final, it'll have to be that!

I was going to suggest that we'd go 3-0 down and come back in the second half to win it on penalties but who the **** would believe that!!!

[RED_5]

Scum in the Final!

1st minute poor Liverpool Corner turned into his own net by Gary Neville. 1-0
13th minute Neville brings down Bellamy (who has left him for dead again) PENALTY!! Somehow Ref only gives Neville a Yellow for what should have been an immediate dismissal but after a long wait (Neville and Rio arguing) Xabi calmly puts Van De Saar the wrong way 2-0.
We are all over them now but they manage to get to half time with no further damage.

2nd Half
5 mins into the second half Giggs gives a wayward pass to Fowler (on as a sub). Fowler goes on a mazy run beating 3 men to score but then celebrates with the removal of his shirt and waving it around to reveal a fake hairy chest. Giggs and Neville are clearly incensed by Fowler's pre-meditated celebration. So much so that minutes later when Fowler next receive's the ball on the edge of the D and outsmarts Neville wth a sublime flick the inbred one can take no more and cynically takes him down. It adios to Mr Neville as he gets his overdue red. But GOD has the final laugh, as Scum are arguing Neville's dismissal and it looks like Gerrard and Riise are discussing who will take the free, Fowler cheekily (and with the ref's consent) curls the ball into an undefended net 3-0.

Fergie starts to call his players off the pitch and this nonsense lasts for about 5 mins. Eventually their lot are forced back onto the pitch (oh and by the way) most of their Glory hunting, plastic, prawn-eating fans are off. The remaining 25 mins or so see a carnivale celebration among the world's best supporters with song after song bellowed out around the ground.

With 8 mins to go Fowler is released by Gerard following a Manc corner. All there men were up front and fowler has only the keeper to beat in their half. Van de Saar rushes to deny Fowler the ball but God skips past him runs with the ball to the goal-line stops and oh yes it's down on all fours to nod it over the line with his head (not the first time he's done it). We are delerious 4-0!

But he's not finished yet as united's 10 men look for some consolation goal. Momo intercepts the ball AGAIN!! and he slots it to Gerrard who sets off for goal. As he reaches the edge of the box he draws the keeper in and then slides the ball to GOD who passes the ball into an empty net. 5-0

As the fianl whistle blows after 8min of injury time the entire LFC squad mock Gary Neville as they all run to their fans kissing the crest on the shirts. Cue even further delerious celebrations!

[jonesie]

Wow.

[nobbylad]

Hmmm.....Robbie should score 6 though, so he can put 6 fingers up to Neville as he leaves the stadium.

[Johnny]

I'll go one better, my route to the cup:

Quarters: Liverpool v Man U - How good would it be to stop these ****s gettin to the final.

Semis:Liverpool v Lyon - Knock Ged out the cup

Final: Liverpool v Inter Milan - Liverpool win convincingly 3-0, and lay down a statement of intent for the league next season.Man U would have a smaller transfer budget if they lost against Lille so that`s what i hope will happen.

[Fivex]

During the presentation of the cup Sir Alex tries to wrestle the cup away from Gerrard who promptly lays one on him, and the purple nosed drunk is then dragged from the stadium by some of Greece's most over-zealous law enforcement officers.

You've been having a good think about it haven't you
Anyway you missed the bit at the end where he goes a little potty in jail and starts demanding phone calls to his buttmuncher servant Dot Neville. After being beautifully denied this 'basic right' by the wardens, he really flips and starts headbutting the wall until his nose explodes and his head falls off

[G]

I don't think my heart could take a Liverpool, Man U final,
****ting them? Understatement of the century.
Would be absolute torture from start to finish.

I hear you.It would be hard to watch.Maybe not the final but I would like to dump the ****ers out at some point.as was mentioned though it'd be hell if they turned us over so maybe its best if they meet Chelsea with the winners getting the Arse.then we can stuff whoevers left.

[Zlatane]

Remember we are stil in the last 16...

Let's discuss this details when we actually reach the Final.

[anfieldpurch]

Would love

Quarters- Real Madrid (Slice the Spanish Sods)
Semis - Chavs (we pwn them in the semis 4-1)
Final - Mancs (We beat them 2-0 with Neville heading the ball into his own net after gerrard gave him the evils and Fowler signing off with a stunning volley)

[cobain]

Hm... I don't even know where to start. OK, here we go…

Quarter-finals: v. Real Madrid
L1: It has been quite a long time since we last played the so called “Galactico” or “White ballet” (=gay). The first leg is played at Santiago Bernabeu. Both sets of supporters are eagerly waiting for a kick-off, with Liverpudlians out-voicing the whole stadium.

The game starts with a cold shower for Liverpool after Fabio Cannavaro heads in from a corner, but the Reds respond quickly through Craig Bellamy, whose golf-club celebrations towards the referee earn him a yellow card.

In the second half, Liverpool are controlling the game with a massive 93% possession of the ball. They have 19 shots on goal with Crouch heading wide on 31 occasions. It’s 1-1. Liverpool have an away goal and it’s looking great.

L2: The return leg at Anfield is of course a special one. Usually it’s special because of the noise them fans can make, but this time it’s different! Because Liverpool have beaten Real Madrid in the European Cup final more than two decades ago, Alan Kennedy has the honour of singing the “UEFA Champions’ League official theme” in the middle of the park with Lady Helen of Anfield, just before the players come out.

The 12th man a.k.a. the fans are giving Real Madrid hard times and most of the “Galactico” looks totally fcuked! They constantly lose the possession, miss-hit the ball and almost every other pass goes back to the goalkeeper Iker Casillas – one is intercepted by Bellamy, who passes to Kuyt and he scores in an empty net. 1-0. The game is in injury time of the 1st half when Fabio Cannavaro is sent off for being the smallest player on the pitch.

The 2nd half is one of the most boring 45 minutes in history, but it is still entertaining to watch David Beckham on the bench doing his nails. 2-1 to Liverpool it is. We’re going to the semi-finals!

Semi-finals: v. Manchester United
L1: The first match is played at Anfield. Sir Fergie still doesn’t know who he’s playing in the semis, because he still doesn’t want to acknowledge Liverpools’ success in Europe. The Kop doesn’t let Liverpool Football Club down as it has all the banners them fans could find. The match was refereed by the one and only Mike Riley, so it was obvious that something will go wrong for Liverpool. And it did. 8 minutes from time, Cristiano Gaynaldo scuba dived in Liverpools’ penalty area (actually, he did the Gillardino) and mr. Riley immediately sent Sami Hyypiä off. Gary Neville stepped up to take the penalty to have the last revenge. His desire to upset Liverpudlians was so big that he slipped when he hit the ball, putting it horribly wide. The shame was horrendous for Garrrrrry and Liverpool supporters quick as a flash started to sing songs about him.

It was 91st minute and Momo Sissoko snatched the ball off Rooney and quickly passed it to Gerrard for a counter-attack. Gerrard found Robbie Fowler, a substitute, who came round the goalkeeper van der Saar to score the crucial goal for Liverpool. His celebrations were spoiled because Mike Riley becuase he disallowed a goal due to spotting something. After the match, he told the Sky Sports: “I don’t want to talk about “something”, but I will put it in my report!”

L2: With the goalless draw at Anfield, not many bookies gave Liverpool a chance. Old Toilet was packed to the last seat and it was all set for the biggest match in United’s history and a routine match for Liverpool. Oh my god, what the fcuk has just happened?! John O’Shea just scored a goal for the Scum and the whole place erupted! The camera were mainly focused on Sir Alex Ferguson and Darren Fletcher. They celebrated with their pants down and hugging each other like their lives depended on this!

With United almost making it to the final and United supporters chanting “Who are you? Who are you?”, out of nowhere comes Robbie Fowler and scores an equaliser in the 87th minute. He celebrates his goal running at the Manc supporters with a wank gesture. What a blow for Untied, so therefore we have 9 minutes of added time, but Liverpool hang on and qualify for the final in Athens.

After the match, Sir Alex Ferguson blames the referee for the defeat, saying: “I can’t believe the referee added just nine minutes!”

Final: v. Arsenal
Before the match Benitez gave this little short interview:

SSN: “Rafa, the biggest match of the season is here, how will you play against Arsenal?”
Rafa: “Like I always say, one game at the time. I don’t want to think about Arsenal at the moment, just the next game.”
SSN: “The Champions’ League final against Arsenal is the next game, Rafa.”
Rafa: “For sure?”
SSN: “Yes.”
Rafa: “We have many possibilities and Arsenal are a good team, but we have confidence and we will try to score and win.”

Also, before the match, Javier Mascherano gave an interview on the official Liverpoolfc dot tv site:

Interviewer: "Javier, are you confident in your own ability?"
Javier Mascherano: "El pene es como un soldado. Él siempre saluda!" (the .tv crew translated his line in to: "I love playing football. I played it since I was 3 years old and I’m a football fanatic. I am glad to play for Liverpool and I love training at Melwood. I can’t wait to play with world class players, like Zenden. My arm still hurts a bit, because Jermain Defoe had a little nibble, but I’ll be okay for the final. I am very happy here at Liverpool and I find people here very friendly. I was at the Virgin store the other day and everyone started clapping as I entered. It was fantastic. I know I’m small for a footy player, but then again, so is Luis Garcia. My family is quite big and I tend to have a family of my own as quick as possible. I think Greece is a special place and I think we’ll win the cup! Bring them on! We’re ready! Carra eyes the Premiership title! Four-midable Reds blunt Blades at Anfield!” (the rest of the interview can be found here)

So, the match starts (and it was refereed by the one and only Graham Poll). Liverpool fans produce such noise that the Gooners couldn’t even hear themselves breathe. Liverpool scored first through a Steven Gerrard penalty, after Peter Crouch was fouled by Abu Diaby (did you know that Abu Dhabi was named after this Arsenal player?). Arsene Wenger was furious with the fourth official and he called him: “****! ******* ** *** ****!!!”

Arsenal responded however with a trademark Thierry Henry strike that beat Pepe Reina. Arsene Wenger immediately took back his words and apologised to the 4th official.

It all looked like the game will be decided through penalty kicks. But Liverpool had other plans. With the Reds sick and tired of the same fookin song sang by Arsenal supporters for almost 120’ minutes, they wanted to shut their gobs as quick as possible.

Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger started to nag to the 4th official again so he called the police and they escorted the **** out. At the same time, Graham Poll showed 3rd yellow card to Thierry Henry and sent off Javier Mascherano, who was substituted 30 minutes ago and was showering himself at the moment of incident.

It was 117th minute and Steven Gerrard swung in a corner. He found Jamie Carragher at the back who made it 2 – 1! WE WON IT SIX TIMES!!!

It was a magical night for the Reds and the party continued looooooooooooong in to the night. It’s Liverpool 6, London 0.

[crimson]

A silly Q with an obvious answer Man u of course in the final. Where Ronaldo the wining **** gets a red card for diving and protest (2 Yellow). And we humiliate The scums

Real Madrid and Arsenal in the last eight and semi´s.